Mindchow
Confine yourself to the present.
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Line Maro
Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart.
(Me: for all you know, getting lost is the best thing to have happened...)
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From the world of science…
Nuclear power prevents air pollution.
Its use has led to prevention of 1.84mn air pollution deaths.
It has also prevented the release of 64 bn tonnes of greenhouse gases that might have erupted from burning coal and other fossil fuels.
The researchers analyzed nuclear power's benefits in reducing CO2 emissions and air pollution deaths keeping in mind Fukushima accident that could overshadow the benefits of nuclear energy.
(Me: Ignoramuses, hobby-horse wallas, vested interests in countries like India wouldn't accept these findings, however.)
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Ketchup contains calorie rich high fructose corn syrup which can lead to weight gain and fluctuate blood sugar levels.
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Chickpea flour has higher protein content than wheat flour and is packed with iron, magnesium and phosphorous.
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Weird world…
Germany police warn of exploding ticket machines…
Berlin: Police in Germany are urging train passengers to be wary of ticket machines that they say could explode after being tampered with by thieves. Criminals in Hesse have found a way of breaking into the machines by filling with flammable gas, taping over openings and triggering an explosion. A police spokes said 10 ticket machines had been blown open and cash and blank tickets stolen.
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A South East Asian country has banned farting by women in public…
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One woman to another woman: "I finally found someone who shares my taste in music, TV, movies and books. I'm dating my Ipod."
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Think it over.
"If you're not ready for everything, you're not ready for anything" – Paul Auster.
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Tongue very much in cheek…
"One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry" _ Oscar Wilde
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Two drunks were in a bar, buying rounds and partying like there was no tomorrow. Asked the reason for such a big celebration, they boasted that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle which had taken only two months complete.
"Two MONTHS?" cried the bartender. "That's ridiculous. It shouldn't take that long!"
"Oh yeah?" said one drunk, "The box said 2-4 YEARS!"
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