"Dormitory Rules"
On the first day of college, the Dean addresses
the students, pointing out some of the rules.
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for
all male students, so too the male dormitory to
the female students. Anybody caught breaking
this rule will be fined $50 the first time. Anybody
caught breaking this rule the second time will be
fined $150. Being caught a third time will incur
a hefty fine of $350.
"Are there any questions?"
At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Er...
How much for a season pass?"
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Quote du Jour
"A grave is a place where the dead are laid
to await the coming of the medical student."
-- Ambrose Bierce
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"The Stork"
Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby
stork. Baby stork is crying and crying, and father stork is
trying to calm him, "Don't worry, son. Your mother will
come back. She's only bringing people babies and making
them happy."
The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother and
son are sitting in the nest, son is crying, and mother is saying,
"Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now
he's bringing joy to new mommies and daddies."
A few days later, the stork parents are desperate. Their son
is absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he
returns, and the parents ask him where he's been all night.
Says the baby stork, "Nowhere in particular. Just scaring
the hell out of college students!"
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