An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity. A pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.....
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"Thunder is good,
thunder is impressive;
but it's lightning that does the work"
Mark Twain
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They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.
As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
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Jimmy's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying :
'Jimmy seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls.'
The mother wrote back the next day:
'If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his father!'
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The news item that got left out in my yesterday's khatte-mitten post…
The case of Aaruhi murder case getting curiouser and curiouser.. (You will recall the famous dental surgeon couple's daughter, Aaruhi and their Nepali servant, Hemraj were murdered about three years ago…)..
"Dr. Naresh Raj, the doctor who conducted the post-mortem on Hemraj's body, delighted his CBI handlers by telling the Ghaziabad court that Hemraj's penis was swollen at the time of his post-mortem. The mortician said this indicated Hemraj was either in the act of sex or preparing for intercourse when he was murdered. The doctor told the court that he had based the observation on what he had "experienced" on his "own marriage".
Courtesy: Mumbai Mirror)
(Me: the testifying doctor was brutally frank, fearless and forthright, indeed!!)
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Who was d greatest Mahamurkh in Indian history???
Kalidas!
Wrong Answer. Duryodhan is the right answer. Kyon ki woh
Draupadi ki sari kheechne ki jagha uttha bhi to sakta tah!!!
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Husband: Aaaj tumhari bahen ko ghat par dekh kar badi khushi ho rahi hai.
Wife: Jeans pehan lo!! Pajame mei khushi saaf dikhai de rahi hai!!!
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Wife: I wish I cud have bigger boobs.
Hubby: Pres dem against sofa and stay dere and watch tv full day!!!
Wife: Will dat work?
Hubby: Well, honey it has worked on your ass…
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Q: What is the different between an underwear and a stage curtain?
A: When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over, but when you pull down the underwear… it's showtime!!!
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Assistant: Sir, aap office mein sirf married men hi kyon rakhte ho?
Boss: Kyonki unko beizzat sehne ki aadat hoti hai.
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