Mindchow
Falling down is how we grow.
Staying down is how we die.
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Health info..
Headaches are commonly caused by dehydration. Drinking water provides relief.
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What are the benefits of using stevia as a sweetener?
Stevia comes from a natural source – the leaf of the stevia plant, native to South America. Extensive testing has shown stevia to be safe. It doesn't contain calories and doesn't raise insulin levels, so it's also safe for diabetics. Stevia may lower blood pressure and blood sugar, and it's safe for teeth.
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Think it over…
"If you have a particular faith or religion, that is good. But you can survive without it." – Dalai Lama
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A little boy was eating in a restaurant for his birthday, when he started eating without a prayer. His parents turned to him and said, "We say a prayer before eating in our house!"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, that's in our house but here the chef knows how to cook?"
Weird world…
Doctor uses fake fingers to sign in absent colleagues…
A doctor at a Brazilian hospital covered for her absentee colleagues by using silicone "fingers" with their prints to fool biometric machines. Thauane Nunes, 20, was arrested on Sunday for trying to sign in six colleagues. Police seized six silicon fingers from her after a tip off. A television network said it was the head of the emergency that ran the scam and that his daughter had not worked a day in three years but got paid all the time.
(Me: silicon has several uses…. Lolz!)
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Wrong woman buried as morgue switches bodies…
Mourning family of a deceased Californian woman, 82-year-old Darlene, were in for a shock after burying her as they realized that they had said their goodbyes to the wrong woman due to a mix-up by the mortuary.
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Politician banned from meet for refusing to remove mask…
A Japanese wrestler-turned-politician has been barred from city council meetings for refusing to remove his trade-mark mask. The 44-year-old was asked not wear his Mexican "lucha libre" style mask to meetings, but he refused.
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Group nouns….
A group of gorillas is called a shrewdness. A group of flamingos is called a stand. A group of giraffes is called a tower. A group of crows is called a murder.
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Grandpa Jones was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.
"Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have been in the open air day after day for some 75 years now."
The celebrants were impressed and asked how managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime.
"Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk.
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