Fact of the matter…
Ancient Roman spies used urine as invisible ink to write secrets between the lines of their official documents, hence saying 'red between the lines'. The message appeared only when heated.
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Woman to husband: "If I die, I want you to marry my sister so you don't have to break in a whole new set of in-laws."
"Law taking its own course" – India style…
Judgment delivered after 20 years in a various serious case,
A vocal section of the public including political bigwigs and a retired judge campaigning to allow one of the sentenced, a darling of the cinema crazy masses, to go scot-free.
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Tongue very much in cheek…
A bus station is where a boy stops. A train station is where a train steps. ON my desk, I have a work station.
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Line Maro
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
(Me: Usually, only the mouth speaks. Weird, in your case your eyes seem to speak...).
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Health tips
Walnuts are rich in polyunsaturated fatty acids, which tackle cardiovascular disease.
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Weird world…
Man banned for yelling 'bingo' for six months.
Bingo is serious stuff. Or so, Austin Whaley has now been told by a judge. The 18-ytear-old has been barred by a judge from uttering the word 'bingo' for six months after he falsely did that long month. Whaley was working as a guard at Covington bingo hall when he yelled the game-ending word. A police officer cited him for second-degree disorderly conduct, explaining that Whaley "delayed the game by several minutes and caused alarm to patrons".
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Students nominate donkey in Karnataka polls.
Even as political parties gear up for the Karnataka assembly polls on May 5, a Bangalore-based student organization has thought out of the box and nominated a donkey to contest in at least on one assembly constituency. The Bharat Vidyarthi Kriya Samiti came up with the novel idea, reasoning, "If elected representatives can participate in political horse-trading after every election, why can't a donkey be part of it?"
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Not-so weird news… but the topic is seldom discussed openly..
Zippers cause penis injuries…
Washington: About 17,616 people visited hospital from 2002 to 2011, with genital injuries, which were caused by zippers on their trousers, jeans and pants. The overwhelming majority of those were injuries that were related to penis, though five reported injuries were to labia or vaginas.
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Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the third floor, and it has caught fire, so how you escape?
Candidate: It's simple, I will stop my imagination!
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