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I need to go sunbathing... not really stay in the sun, because I'd burn in 15 minutes being a redhead and all. I just want to be somewhere warm, with no snow and no freezing temperatures. Is that too much to ask?
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Risque Quote du Jour
"According to a Cosmo poll, 13 percent of all men admit they have tried on a bra. The sad part, 43 percent of American men actually need one."
-- Jay Leno
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"Sunbathing Au Naturel"
A rather well built woman, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation time sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. The first day she sunbathed, she wore a red bathing suit. However on the second day, she felt a little more adventurous. She slipped out of it in order to get an overall tan figuring that no one could see her way up there.
She'd hardly began when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.
"Excuse me, miss," said a flustered little (out of breath) assistant manager of the hotel. "The Hilton doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate you wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday!"
"What difference does it make", Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here on the roof and besides, I'm covered with a towel."
"With all due respect, not exactly ma'am," said the embarrassed little man.
"You are sitting on the dining room skylight."
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Risque Picture du Jour
World's Scariest License Plate Number
"PMS24-7"
I might try to pass her, But I certainly wouldn't honk my horn.
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