The Best Divorce Letter... EVER..!!! ( It may be a repeated one .. but worth going through again)
My Dear husband:
I'm writing this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you.. I've been a good wife to you for the last 05 years & I have nothing to show for it, and the last 2 weeks have been hell. I could not uphold my toleration when your friend came to inform me that you left your job today which was the last straw.
Last week, you came home & you didn't even notice I had a new hairstyle, cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new nightie. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching your TV soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your Ex-Wife.
PS. Don't try to find me. Your friend & I are moving together to a new place..!!!! to Have a great life..!!!
Dear Ex-wife
Nothing has made-my-day more.... than receiving your letter.
It's true you & I have been married for 05 years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch TV soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & bitching, too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you changed your hair style last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You just appear as stupid woman!' Since my father raised me not to say anything, if you can't say something nice... I didn't comment..!!! And when you cooked the meal, you must have got me confused with my friend's favorite dish, because I haven't eaten pork for 7 years.
About the new nightie... I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on it... & I prayed it was just a coincidence that my friend had just borrowed $50 from me that morning..!!! After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I won the 60 million Euro Lotto, on Saturday, I left my job & bought 2 tickets for us to Jamaica... but when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote... ensures you won't get a penny from me..!! So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Husband... Rich As Hell... & Free.!!
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