Monday, 25 March 2013

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[www.keralites.net] Khatte-mitten khabhrain from around the world for 25/3/2013

 

 
Ancient Roman spies used urine as invisible ink to write secrets between the lines of their official documents, hence saying 'red between the lines'.  The message appeared only when heated.
 
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Woman to husband: "If I die, I want you to marry my sister so you don't have to break in a whole new set of in-laws."
 
 
"Law taking its own course" – India style…
 
Judgment delivered after 20 years in a various serious case,
 
A vocal section of the public including political bigwigs and a retired judge campaigning to allow one of the sentenced, a darling of the cinema crazy masses, to go scot-free.
 
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Tongue very much in cheek…
 
A bus station is where a boy stops.  A train station is where a train steps.  ON my desk, I have a work station.
 
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Line Maro
 
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
 
(Me: Usually, only the mouth speaks.  Weird, in your case your eyes seem to speak...).
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Health tips
 
Walnuts are rich in polyunsaturated fatty acids, which tackle cardiovascular disease.
 
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Weird world…
 
Man banned for yelling 'bingo' for six months.
 
Bingo is serious stuff.  Or so, Austin Whaley has now been told by a judge.  The 18-ytear-old has been barred by a judge from uttering the word 'bingo' for six months after he falsely did that long month.  Whaley was working as a guard at Covington bingo hall when he yelled the game-ending word.  A police officer cited him for second-degree disorderly conduct, explaining that Whaley "delayed the game by several minutes and caused alarm to patrons".
 
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Students nominate donkey in Karnataka polls.
 
Even as political parties gear up for the Karnataka assembly polls on May 5, a Bangalore-based student organization has thought out of the box and nominated a donkey to contest in at least on one assembly constituency.  The Bharat Vidyarthi Kriya Samiti came up with the novel idea, reasoning, "If elected representatives can participate in political horse-trading after every election, why can't a donkey be part of it?"
 
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Not-so weird news… but the topic is seldom discussed openly..
 
Zippers cause penis injuries…
 
Washington: About 17,616 people visited hospital from 2002 to 2011, with genital injuries, which were caused by zippers on their trousers, jeans and pants.  The overwhelming majority of those were injuries that were related to penis, though five reported injuries were to labia or vaginas.
 
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Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the third floor, and it has caught fire, so how you escape?
 
Candidate: It's simple, I will stop my imagination!

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[www.keralites.net] Pictures of the week:

 

Pictures of the week: From the Holi festival in India to skyscrapers in Dubai
Here's pick of the pictures around the world this week...
1. Hindu men from the village of Nandgaon throw coloured powder into the crowd during the
Lathmar Holi festival in Barsana, India (PA)
2. Lily the rabbit had her back legs amputated after breaking her back. But vets ensured she was quickly back on her feet
after fitting her with a pair of wheels (Caters)
3. Colourful spring flowers are surrounded by snow in Ruthin, North Wales. Britain was hit by extreme cold weather again
when torrential rain caused floods and heavy snow shut airports and closed schools (PA)
4. A post-it note informs Cypriots can only withdraw a maximum of 260 as a long line forms at a cash point of Laiki Bank,
Nicosia, Cyprus. Time is running out for Cypriot leaders to strike a bailout deal with the European Union (Reuters)
5. African dancers stand with the Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby as he is inaugurated as the leader of the
Church of England during a service inside Canterbury Cathedral in Canterbury, Kent (Reuters)
6. Joggers wearing special suits with LED lights attached create the look of human fireflies in Salford Quays,
Greater Manchester (PA)
7. Pope Francis kisses the altar during his inauguration mass at the Vatican. More than one million people packed into
St Peter's Square to watch. Global political and religious leaders attended - including representatives of Muslim, Hindu,
Jewish, Buddhist, Sikh and Jain communities (Reuters)
8. A tower of cakes and doughnuts is furnished with colourful flower-shaped icing.
The world's first 'cake hotel' opened in Soho, London, and offered lucky guests the sweetest
stay of their lives (Tate & Lyle)
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9. A thrust chamber from an Apollo F-1 engine is pictured at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.
Major components of the rocket engines used to launch astronauts to the Moon in the 1960s and 1970s
were recovered this week. The F-1 engines used to power the Saturn V rockets that blasted Apollo capsules
to the moon were found three miles below sea level. It is not yet known which Apollo mission they belong to
but there is a possibility it could belong to Apollo 11, which was the first mission to successfully land men on Moon
(Reuters)
10. The tops of skyscrapers in Dubai peak above fog in this stunning image snapped by German photographer Sebastian Opitz (Caters)
11. A woman braves the harsh elements in 'Storm' - a shot taken by Hoang Hiep Nguyen from Vietnam who was a category
winner of the "Enhanced" category at the Sony World Photography Awards (Sony World Photography Awards)
12. The cover shot for Aladdin Sane, designed by Brian Duffy and Celia Philo and with make-up by Pierre La Roche.
The hotly anticipated retrospective into the music legend's career opened this weekend. 'David Bowie Is' has already
sold more than 42,000 tickets, making it the most in-demand exhibition in Victoria & Albert museum's history
( Duffy Archive)
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