SPECIALLY TO MY SENIOR FRIENDS!
See, plenty of hope for us.
I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the whisky store.
And I don't have acne.
Life is great.
Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this.
Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not
decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts
because they have more information in their brains, scientists believe.
Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive gets full, so too, do
humans take longer to access information when their brains are full.
Researchers say this slowing down process is not the same as cognitive
decline. The human brain works slower in old age, said Dr. Michael
Ramscar, but only because we have stored more information over time. The
brains of older people do not get weak. On the contrary, they simply know
more.
Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they
get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is *NOT* a
memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.
SO THERE!!
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember
their names. So, please forward this to your friends; they may be my
friends, too.
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