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Good Day to All! The natural scenic beauty of Meghalaya in India. MATTERS TO THINK ABOUT FOR LIVING IN PRESENT DAY UNPREDICTIVE WORLD POINTS TO PONDER : WONDERFULLY DESCRIBED ( They are Deft Definitions - true in all the cryptic way to the reader)    MARRIAGE:    It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.   LECTURE:    An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either.    CONFERENCE:    The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.     COMPROMISE:    The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.     TEARS:    The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!     CONFERENCE ROOM:    A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.   ECSTASY:    A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.      CLASSIC:    A book which people praise, but never read.   SMILE:    A curve that can set a lot of things straight!     OFFICE:    A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life according to my good Raj and Murali. Is there anyone else who agree????     YAWN:    The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth.      EXPERIENCE:    The name men and women give to their Mistakes   DIPLOMAT:    A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way hat you actually look forward to the trip.      OPTIMIST:    A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"   MISER:    A person who lives poor so that  he can die RICH!   FATHER:    A banker provided by nature.   BOSS:    Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.   POLITICIAN:    One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later.   DOCTOR:    A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!

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