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Interview with Burqa Dutt
Burqa Dutt was standing in front of Sonia Gandhi's residence to cover some news when a mad dog starts chasing and attacking a little girl.
That's when a man bravely intervenes, fights with the rabid creature and kills it before it could harm the girl.
Burqa runs to the man and congratulates him on his heroic effort and proudly tells him:
"Today's headline in my show would be 'Sonia supporter saves girl's life' "
The man says:
"But I am not a Sonia supporter "…
Burqa says no problem; I'll put it as:
"Congress worker saves girl's life".
The man then says:
"No, but I am a BJP worker".
Burqa says "Oh!" and walks away.
10 minutes later, breaking news flashing on NDTV…
"Saffron Terrorist Massacres Innocent Dog"
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Burqa Dutt was standing in front of Sonia Gandhi's residence to cover some news when a mad dog starts chasing and attacking a little girl.
That's when a man bravely intervenes, fights with the rabid creature and kills it before it could harm the girl.
Burqa runs to the man and congratulates him on his heroic effort and proudly tells him:
"Today's headline in my show would be 'Sonia supporter saves girl's life' "
The man says:
"But I am not a Sonia supporter "…
Burqa says no problem; I'll put it as:
"Congress worker saves girl's life".
The man then says:
"No, but I am a BJP worker".
Burqa says "Oh!" and walks away.
10 minutes later, breaking news flashing on NDTV…
"Saffron Terrorist Massacres Innocent Dog"
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