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[www.keralites.net] : 07-03-2017 TODAY’S MESSAGE FROM TRICHY PRASANNAN Politics Is a Rude Man's Game - But Does it Make Sense? [3 Attachments]

 





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07-03-2017  TODAY'S MESSAGE FROM TRICHY PRASANNAN
 
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Q : Why Are Condoms Transparent?
A : So That Sperms Can At Least Enjoy The Scene Even If Their Entry Is Restricted!
Q : What Is The New Aids Awareness Slogan?
A : Try Different Positions With The Same Woman Instead Of Same Position With Different Women.
Q : What Will Happen If Earth Rotates 30 Times Faster?
A : Men Will Get Their Salary Everyday And Women Will Bleed To Death.
Q : Why Do 90% Girls Have Left Boob Bigger Than Right?
A : Because 90% Boys Are Right Handed.
Q : What Is The Difference Between A Panty & A Stage Curtain?
A : When You Pull Down The Stage Curtain, The Show Is Over, But When You Pull Down The Panty.. It Is Showtime!
Q : What Does A Signboard Out Side A Prostitute's House Say?
A : Married Men Not Allowed Here. Because We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy.
Q : What Is The Similarity Between A Wife And A Chewing Gum?
A : Both Are Sweet In The Beginning But Become Tasteless And Shapeless Later.
Q : Why Is Sex Like Shaving?
A : Well, Because No Matter How Well You Do It Today. Tomorrow You'll Have To Do It Again.
Q : Why Can't Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely?
A : Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash
Q : Why Did Newton Commit Suicide?
A : Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Motion
Q : Why Do Men Wear Underwear?
A : As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time
Q : Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex?
A : They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure?
Q : Why Do Women Wear Panty?
A : Because State Law Says All Man-Holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use.
 
 
 

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