Monday, 26 December 2016

[www.keralites.net] LOK SABHA ELECTIONS APPLICATION

 

Application Form for "Lok Sabha" Elections...
Hon'ble Dear Election Commissioner, 
I am fully qualified to contest in forthcoming election, find attached my photographs with Rs. 5, 000 Entry fees, following form filled, provided by the Election Commission Office. 
Application Form for "LokSabhaElection"
1.Nam of The Candidate
2. Present Address:
(i.) Name of Jail:_____________________
(ii.) Cell Number:_____________________
3. Political Party:_____________________
List ONLY the last 5 parties in Chronological (Order)
4. Sex: [ ] 
A- Male
B- Female
C- Mayawati
D- Uma Bharathi
5. Nationality: [ ]
A- Italian 
B- Indian
6. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
A- Defected
B- Expelled
C- Bought out
D- None of above
E- All of above
7. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
A- To make money
B- To escape court trial
C- To grossly misuse power
D- To serve the public
E- I have no clue
(If you choose "D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized Government Psychiatrist)
8. No of years of public service experience do you possess?
A- 1-2 yrs
B- 2-6yrs
C- 6-15yrs
D- 15+yrs
9. List the criminal cases pending against you (You May Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)
10. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ] (Don't confuse with question 8)
A- 1-2 years
B- 2-6 years
C- 6-15 years
D- 15+years
11. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
A- If Not, Why not
B- Of course
C- Definitely
D- I deny it all
E- I see a foreign hand.
12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
A- 100-500 Crore
B- 500-1000 Crore
C- Overflow...
(Convert all your $ earning from hawala etc to Rupees)
13. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ]
A- No
B- No
C- No
D- No
14. Describe your achievements in space provided:
[_________] 
15. Education: NOT REQUIRED
Issued in public interest by Election Commission of India
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