[www.keralites.net] A good 30 laughs - Dilbert's one liners:Old Classics!

 

A good 30 laughs - Dilbert's one liners: Old Classics! 🔺 I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen. 🔺 A friend in need is a pest indeed. 🔺 Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. 🔺 Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time. 🔺 When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane. 🔺 The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.. 🔺 Born free, taxed to death. 🔺 Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. 🔺 Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first. 🔺 Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. 🔺 If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants. 🔺 It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere. 🔺 I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.. 🔺 A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. 🔺 The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. 🔺 The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it. 🔺 In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills? 🔺 If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one? 🔺 Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon! 🔺 If you can't convince them, confuse them. 🔺 It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end. 🔺 I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. 🔺 Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers 🔺 The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker. 🔺 Someday is not a day of the week 🔺 Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. 🔺 The road to success.... Is always under construction. 🔺 Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. 🔺 In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it!

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