[www.keralites.net] FREE KITTENS

 

This is funny...   FREE KITTENS

A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her.  Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man. 

"Hi there, little girl. I'm Donald Trump. What do you have in the basket?" he asked. 

"Kittens," little Suzy said. 

"How old are they?" asked Trump. 

Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet." 

"And what kind of kittens are they?" 

"Republicans," answered Suzy with a smile.

Trump was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens. Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that Trump should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens. 

So, the next day Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of

"FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, and CNN. Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Trump got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy. 

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away." 

"Yes, sir," Suzy said. "They're Democrats." 

Taken by surprise, Trump stammered, "But...but...yesterday, you told me they were

REPUBLICANS." 

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know.  But today, they have their eyes open." 

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY

---

www.keralites.net

__._,_.___

---

Posted by: Abdul Matin Sheikh <abdulmatinsheikh@yahoo.com>

---

Reply via web post

•

Reply to sender

•

Reply to group

•

Start a New Topic

•

Messages in this topic (1)

---

Have you tried the highest rated email app?

With 4.5 stars in iTunes, the Yahoo Mail app is the highest rated email app on the market. What are you waiting for? Now you can access all your inboxes (Gmail, Outlook, AOL and more) in one place. Never delete an email again with 1000GB of free cloud storage.

---

KERALITES - A moderated eGroup exclusively for Keralites...

To subscribe send a mail to Keralites-subscribe@yahoogroups.com.
Send your posts to Keralites@yahoogroups.com.
Send your suggestions to Keralites-owner@yahoogroups.com.

To unsubscribe send a mail to Keralites-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com.

Homepage: http://www.keralites.net

Visit Your Group

• New Members 3

• Privacy • Unsubscribe • Terms of Use

.

__,_._,___