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Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

 

 

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke? 

 

 

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

 

 

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?

 

 

EVER WONDER..

 

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? 

 

 

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

 

 

Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'? 

 

 Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

 

 

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? 

 

 

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? 

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

 

 Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

 

 

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

 

 

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?  Why don't  they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

 

 

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? 

 

 Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?  Better still...why are two houses (in England) with one common wall called semi-detatched when in actuality they are semi-attached??? 

 

 If flying is so safe,  why do they call the airport the terminal? 

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the 
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe 
even a chuckle)... in other words, send it to everyone.  We all need to 
smile every once in a while.  

 OH you didn't smile - well how about this one:

 

 

 

 

Subject: Do not buy the following product of forien companies.

 lifebuoy soap 

Pizza Hut, Dominos,
KFC, McDonalds,
Pizza Corner,
Papa John's Pizza,
California Pizza Kitchen,
Sal's Pizza"

 boost ,

complan 

,horlics,

maltova ,

protinx ,
Cocacola

Papsi

Maggi
Fanta
Garnier
Ravlon
Lorial
Huggis
Levis
Nokia
Macdownalds
Calvin clin
Kit kat
Sprite

 

 

 

Garage Door

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question. 

As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?' 

She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires.. B

 

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