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Irish Railway

The following is an actual exchange of correspondence between a customer

and the Irish Railway Company - IarnrodEireann.

Gentlemen, I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years,

and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day.

I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip.

I think the transportation system is worse than that enjoyed by people 2,000 years ago.

Yours truly, Patrick Finnegan

 

Dear Mr. Finnegan, We received your letter with reference

to the shortcomings of our service and believe you are somewhat

confused in your history.

The only mode of transportation 2,000 years ago was by foot.

Sincerely, IarnrodEireann

 

Gentlemen, I am in receipt of your letter, and I think you are

the ones who are confused in your history. If you will refer to the

Bible and the Book of David, 9th Chapter,

you will find that Balaam rode to town on his ass.

That.... gentlemen, is something I have not been able to do on your train in the last two years!

Yours truly, Patrick Finnegan.

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