Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:  |
FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated |  |
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. |  |
SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. |
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TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. |
| HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. |
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New Law:
With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota .
 Send this to all the women you care about...and to any men who appreciate a good laugh ! |
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