We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
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Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
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Breaking news: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore! A friend was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband....!!
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Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
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Why Can't Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely....?
Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash....!!
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This one's a classic...
Husband----: Why are the defective condoms lying on the sofa..??
Wife-----: What. . .?? Where. . .?? Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying: "I will kill you, if u don't stop calling our children - Defective Condoms"
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Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
___________________________________
Breaking news: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore! A friend was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband....!!
___________________________________
Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
___________________________________
Why Can't Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely....?
Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash....!!
___________________________________
This one's a classic...
Husband----: Why are the defective condoms lying on the sofa..??
Wife-----: What. . .?? Where. . .?? Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying: "I will kill you, if u don't stop calling our children - Defective Condoms"
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