Couldn't stop laughing. . :: FEEL THIS JOKE!
Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.
One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.
Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For U, One For Me, One For U".....
He immediately sobered up ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest.......................
"Father, pls come with me . Come witness God satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"......
They both ran back to the cemetery gate the voice continued: "One For Me, One For U, One For Me, One For U'............
Suddenly, the voice stopped counting said: "What About The Two At The Gate?"...........
You should see the marathon.........
The priest almost ran pass the church gate shouting: "We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!".
.... Now U're laughing... .
Don't be selfish, send it to your friends. Put a smile on someone's face...
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