[www.keralites.net] Some jokes- Enjoy

 

Man to super beautiful airhostess:- "What's your name?"

Air hostess:- "Eva Benz.."

Man :- "Lovely name...any relation to Mercedes Benz?"

Air hostess:- (smiling) "maintenance cost is same" 


Wife: How much do you love me
Husband: l love you so much ,l can't measure.
Wife: No just tell me in
Husband: Okay, l am like a cell phone you are my sim card, 
l am nothing without you.
Wife: wow! dats so romantic.

Husband (saying to himself):

Thank God she doesn't know l'm a China phone,
with FOUR sim cards.........
Hahahahahaha
Don't laugh alone ......pass it on


AMERICAN LIFE STYLE..

DAUGHTER:

Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday.. Forgot to invite U..

DAD:

U naughty.. It's Ok.. But Don't forget next Time.. 

Population Comparison : 

INDIAN : I hav 4 sis 3 bro. Wat abt U?

AMERICAN : I hav no sis or bro.

Bt I hav 4 Moms from 1st dad,

3 dads from 1st mom...

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