Angry wife to her husband on Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ...?"
Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop, Where You Saw The Diamond
Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money
That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... "O
Wife, With A Smile Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love!
Husband: I 'm in the Pub Just Next To That Shop
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Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room.
She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number:
"Hello Darling"
The Husband Responds In A Low Tone:
"Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen..
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A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked - what happen son?
Kid said-I can't adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own.
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Throwing knives on wife's picture
Husband was throwing knives on wife's picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her "Hi, what r u doing?"
His honest reply, "MISSING U"
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Why women starts with "W"
because all questions start with "W".. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
Finally Wife..!!!
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HUSBAND WIFE JOKES
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