Let';s hope this mail reaches everyone in the British Isles…
She says it… LIKE IT IS…!!
AND BE BROUGHT TO THE NOTICE OF THE BRITS..!!!!
For the QUEEN HER BUNCH OF JOKERS...
Dear Queen E, PM @ 10 Downing Street, The KING "in Eternal Waiting" Charles and the complete Royal WRECKS... House of Lords House of Commons... and the dry stiff upper lip English Folk..!!
You came to India 270 years ago without a visa and without a "May we please"..... we welcomed you because as Indians we believed in Athithi Devo Bhayo... as we still do… meaning a guest is like God Himself in Disguise.
You overstayed your welcome did we say anything..?? NO.
Then you played dirty politics did we say anything..?? NO.
You ruled us turning us into slaves in our own country and we didn';t say a word. We were meek mild and peace loving people.
You took our Kohinoor and did we say anything..?? NO.
But you killed looted and made a mockery of us till we could take no more. You made us fight your wars and we shed blood for a war in which we had nothing to gain... all we did was lose young lives.
You were thrown out of the country without any bloodshed but even as you left you divided us and left a bloody trail on your way out. Did we say anything..?? NO
But you still didn';t leave us alone. You got thousands of Indian to migrate to the UK to do your dirty jobs and even there you treated us like second class citizens. Did we say anything NO.
You made our Mother tongue a second language did we say anything..?? NO
You left a whole generation of Indians who were clueless as to who they were… a brown sahib or a home grown Indian..??
You bastardized our language, our food, our clothes, our religion, our customs our habits our perceptions, our pretty much everything... and yet we only threw you out..!!
Every country that you ruled threw you out.... Have you ever thought WHY..??
Its time to do a reality check...and do it fast 'British People'..!!
It';s known that Indians like London as a holiday destination... ever wondered why..?? Because all of us have had British History... War of Roses, Henry I to Henry VIII shoved down our throats... we probably know more about you then you know about yourself. But now as a rich upcoming nation we want to see and want our children to see you in your own grounds. And since you have given us Cricket which is a craze with us every self respecting Indian wants to go to Lords... its like a pilgrimage. And we are at home in London.... Oh stop curling your stiff upper lip anymore it will crack..!!! Because its familiar territory, has enough Indian Food... and anyway, didn';t we read about chicken tikka masala being your National Food..?? And enough Indians everywhere..!! And we Indians like familiarity wherever we go…
Plus you really can't afford to shop at Harrods and Selfridges... we can! Oh yes… that's the bitter truth... swallow it with your cuppa..!!!
And if we don';t drink or buy your Scotch and Single Malts… your fine breweries will shut down..!! Another bitter pill... swallow it with your pint… because you can ONLY afford that while we hard working Indians glug glug on your finest..!!
So to make it short and sweet and hit you where it hurts... we Indians are holding up your economy... and yet you give us a run around for the visas..?? Are you guys warped in your head... Oh that you are..!! Otherwise you would still be ruling the world... now all you have is a tiny island and the stolen Kohinoor..!! We have the money, we speak better English than you, we are more educated and we spend.... So we call the shots here...get it..?? Your economy survives on the pounds that we indians spend... and so does your real estate... because the maximum real estate investors are Indians..!!
I am not even going into the issue of how the Indians hold most of the wealth in the UK… because that would be the final straw that broke the back of the Camel..!!!
You Brits live under illusions and delusions.... and now I think dementia is setting in too! Oh… and even Ireland / Scotland / Wales don';t want to have anything to do with you… and Australia NZ too... I can';t help but gloat and say those famous lines from the Hindi Movie Sholay... "Ab tera kya hoga gora..??"
British High Commission... please understand. People here work for a living and we guys don';t have dole. People plan holidays in advance, book tickets in advance and take leave from work in advance... then they apply for a UK Visa much in advance... yet even after reading their travel dates you don';t give them their passports in time. Then we have to cancel all our flight tickets and bookings made online… have you no compassion..?? Or maybe you don't know how the three R';s... come join one of our convent schools and you will have perfect knowledge of reading writing and arithmetic..!! And that stiff upper lip... gosh someone please smash a fist into it once and for all..!!
Another point... why would any happy Indian living under a hot Indian Sun, with servants to do work and drivers to drive their fancy cars… want to go and live in London..?? Dreary gloomy grey weather... cold... and cold unsmiling faces in blacks and greys.... get over yourself Brits..!! Stop looking at every brown colored person with suspicion..!! You are not superior… and your country doesn';t have much to offer..!! Earlier… at least there was Diana... now toh woh bhi nahin hai...
Hamarey pass MNC';s, Computer Savvy population, a buzzing economy and sunshine hai... tumharey pass kya hai???
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