Funniest Incidents at The Doctor's Office
"Here," says the nurse, handing the patient a urine specimen container. "The bathroom's over there." A few minutes later, the patient comes out of the bathroom.
"Thanks," he says, returning the empty container. "But there was a toilet in there, so I didn't need this after all." —Travis Stork, MD, Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard in the Doctor's Office
As I leaned in to check her eyes, my older patient got a little frisky. "You remind me of my third husband," she said coyly.
"Third husband?" I asked. "How many have you had?"
"Two." —Leon Pendracky, OD, Avella, Pennsylvania
My patient announced she had good news … and bad. "The medicine for my earache worked," she said. "What's the bad news?" I asked.
"It tasted awful."
Since she was feeling better, I didn't have the heart to tell her they're called eardrops for a reason. —Murray Grossan, MD, founder of the Grossan Institute, Los Angeles
Patient: Doctor, I slipped in the grocery store and really hurt myself.
Me: Where did you get hurt?
Patient: Aisle six. —John Munshower, DO, Media, Pennsylvania
I gave my patient the results of her sleep study: "It looks like you stopped breathing in your sleep over 65 times per hour."
Her response: "Did I start back?" —Michael Breus, PhD, Scottsdale, Arizona
During surgery, my fellow resident bumped heads with the surgeon.
"Ah, Dr. Jones, a meeting of the minds," he said, laughing it off.
The surgeon mumbled, "Yes. And I felt so alone." —Sid Schwab, MD, Everett, Washington
Scene: The operating room. I'm reviewing the surgical checklist with the nurses.
Me: We have the surgical equipment, the heart-lung machine, antibiotics, and the replacement heart valve on hand.
Patient: You wait until now to figure this stuff out? Marc Gillinov, MD, The Cleveland Clinic
I prescribed an inhaler for a patient's cat allergy. He came back a week later saying he was none the better. Turns out, he was spraying the inhaler on the cat. —Source: sunnyskyz.com
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4 Medical Excuses For Missing Work (People Actually Thought Might Fly)
"My child stuck a mint up my nose, and I had to go to the emergency room to have it removed."
"I got sick from reading too much."
Employee got stuck in the blood pressure machine at the grocery store and couldn't get out.
"My dog wasn't feeling well, so I tasted his food, and then I got sick."
—Sources: careerbuilder.com;blog.oregonlive.com
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