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SEWING MACHINE FOR SALE

 

This is Funny

These four classified ads appeared in a Gujarati newspaper

on four Consecutive days.

The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.

 

MONDAY:
For sale - K Shah has a sewing machine for sale.

Phone 92555-00707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mani

who lives with him cheap.

TUESDAY:
Notice: We regret having erred in K Shah's ad yesterday.

It should have read - 'One sewing machine for sale cheap.

Phone 2555-0707 and ask for Mrs. Mani, who lives with him after 7PM.'

 

WEDNESDAY:
Notice: K Shah has informed us that he has received several

annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in

the Classified ad yesterday.

The ad stands correct as follows:

'For sale - K Shah has a sewing machine for sale.

Cheap. Phone 92555-00707 after 7PM and

ask for Mrs. Mani who loves with him.'

 

THURSDAY:
Notice: I, K Shah, have no sewing machine for sale.

I smashed it. Don't call 92555-00707 as I have had the

phone disconnected.

I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Mani.

Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper but she quit.

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