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Smart answer by a female... On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him... 'Nice perfume.....which one is it?... I want to gift it to my wife..!!' Lady 'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!' Super Insults: A letter from a teacher to a parent: Dear Parent, Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him. Parent's answer: Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him...... Mother to Son: Who is Tippu Sultan ? Son : Don't know 😏 Mother : Sometime give attention to study also 👀 Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ? Mother : Don't know Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also A cute excuse: Teacher-Y r u late? Student-Mom dad were fighting. Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting? Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's.. 🎉💐🎭🎷🌾🌾💃😃👌👌👌 👆Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand?? Salesman: Rs.18,000/- Girl: OMG Girl: and iphone?? . . Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG Girl: 😨😠😡 Salesman: 😆 ------------------------------------------------- Wife : I hate that beggar. Husband : Why ? Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food today he gave me a book How to Cook !!! 😄😃 👌😃😄 Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop started working. Wife: did u drink Husband : no Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase Dont laugh alone. Pass it on

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