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Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about The Hindus, The Sikhs, The Catholics, The Pope, Surds, Jews, Christians, The Irish, The  Italians, The Polish, The Chinese, The French,The elderly, blondes, bad golfers, etc, but  its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims extremists?     We need to level the playing field for the sake of political correctness...            Jeff  Foxworthy on Muslims: 1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim. 2. If  you own a $3,000 Machine Gun a $5,000 Rocket Launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim. 3. If you have more wives than your teeth, You may be a Muslim. 4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hands but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a  Muslim. 5. If you think vests come in two styles:Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim 6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim. 7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carrying explosives in your clothes, You may be a Muslim. 8. If  you were amazed to discover that your cell phone has uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim. 9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim.

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Posted by: Pramod Agrawal <pka_ur@yahoo.com>

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