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A husb went to police station for filing reportFor his missing wife:

Husb :-I lost my wife (misty),she went for shopping still not reached home yet.

Inspector :-What is her height ?

Husb:-I never noticed.

Inspector :-Slim or healthy ?.

Husb:-Not slim can be healthy.

Inspector :-Colour of eyes ?

Husb :-Never noticed.

Inspector :-Colour of hair ?

Husb :-Changes according to season.

Inspector :-What was she wearing?

Husb :-Saree/suit/ I don't remember exactly.

Inspector :-Was she going in a car???

Husb :-yes.

Inspector :-tell me the number,name colorof the car ? . . . . . .Husb :-black Audi A8with supercharged 3.0 litreV6 enginegenerating 333 horse powerteamed withan eight-speed tip tronicautomatic transmissionwith manual mode.And it hasfull LED headlights,which use light emitting diodesfor all light functionsand has a very thin scratchon the front left door.….andthen the husb started crying...

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Inspector:-Don't worry sir,... . .We will find your car.

 

 

 

    
 

 

   

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