A sardarji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
Still he was in jail.......You know why?
Coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then
I wrote your name on my heart i got Heart Attack .
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, He created YOU.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
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TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?
STUDENTS== Daddy cat, Mummy cat and two kittens !
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Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.
The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.
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Why does history keep repeating itself?
Because we weren't listening for the first time !
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An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
A sardar was observing him, Suddenly a star falls,
Seeing that sardar shouted "kya nishana hai"
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"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the
Violin after the operation?"
"Yes of course...."
"Great ! I never could before"
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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why dosen't it rain on you?
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Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like U should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.
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When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
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