Think it over..
"The notion that human life is sacred just because it is human life is medieval" – Peter Singer.
(Me: or at least superior to other forms of life stems from the law of the survival of the fittest…)
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For Hindi-wah wah wallas…
Aansu teri giray toh ankehn meri ho,
Dill tera dhakey toh dhadan meri ho,
Bhagwan karey hamaree dosti itni gehri ho
ki naukri tu karay aur salary meri ho…!"
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Woman introducing her husband to friend: "This is my husband, Stanley. A souvenir from an old romance."
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Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions?
Student:: Well.. yes and no..
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Tongue in cheek..
We are all born ignorant. But one must work hard to remain stupid!
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Tongue in cheek…
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control!
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Valentine's day eve news…
Chocolatier pumps out chocolate high heels.
Florists and chocolate-makers are working around the clock in the run-up to Valentine's Day. In Dallas, chocolatier Andrea Pedraza, who loves designer high heels, moulded her pedestrian passion into chocolate form. Her most well-known creations are chocolate pumps done in the style of Christian Louboutin shoes. Prices range from $30 to 55.
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(Un)Health news…
NZ woman dies of excessive coca-cola consumption.
A woman, who drank up to 10 litres of Coca-Cola a day is likely to have died from the soft drink, a coroner has found. Natasha Harris, a 30-year-old mother of eight, died of a heart attack in the toilet in her home on February 25, 2010. However, at the time there was no obvious cause of death and the coroner was called to investigate. The effects of her excessive consumption were widespread, with many of her teeth rotting out and one of her children being born without tooth enamel..
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A little boy wanted Rs.1,000 for a new toy car. His mom told him, "As God and he'll grant your wish"
So, the boy wrote a postcard to God, asking for his gift. Postal authorities who received the letter, decided to send it to the government's child welfare ministry. The minister was amused on receiving the letter and told his secretary to send the boy Rs.50, with a note saying he could buy some chocolates. The boy was delighted to receive he gift and a bit disappointed, too.
So, he wrote to God, "Thank you, God, for granting my wish. But since you sent the money through the ministry, they've deducted an amount of Rs.950."
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