Subject: Man O Man
When without money,
eats vegetables at home;
When has money,
eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.
..
When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money rides the same 'exercise machine'.
..
When without money walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn fat;
..
When without money,
wishes to get married;
When has money,
wishes to get divorced.
..
When without money,
wife becomes secretary;
When has money,
secretary becomes wife.
..
When without money, acts like a rich man;
When has money acts like a poor man.
Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!
..
Says share market is bad,
but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil,
but keeps accumulating.
..
Says high Positions are lonely,
but keeps wanting them.
..
Says gambling & drinking is bad,
but keeps indulging;
-Sachin Tendulkar
school, I was dropped
from school basketball
team"
-MichelI Jordan
job in All India Radio
bcoz of my heavy voice"
- Amitabh Bacchan
Bunks"
- Dhirubhai Ambani
interview of Pilot"
- Abdul Kalam
my university education"
- Bill Gates
a shop to support my
football training"
- Lionel Messi
floor in friends rooms,
returning Coke bottles
for food, money, and
getting weekly free
meals at a local temple"
-Steve Jobs
call me a failure"
- Tony Blair
many such people who
struggled..
you couldn't do so far,
it's about what you can
still do.
Wait n dont ever give up..
Miracles happen every
day....
Rs.20 seems too much
to give a beggar but it
seems okay when its
given as tip at a fancy
restaurant.
work, Hours at the gym
seem alright but helping
your Mother out at home
seems like a burden.
takes too much time but
watching a movie for 3
hours doesn't.
Valentine's day but we
always forget Mother's
day.
sitting on the pavement
weren't given even a slice
of Bread but a painting of
them sold for lakhs of
Rupees.
About forwarding jokes
But we will rethink about
sending this message on.
Make a change. Coz u can ....
Six Easy ways to earn, even after death.
Each time u gift or smile, it will make someone's day.....u gain.
Anybody uses it, u gain.
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