[www.keralites.net] Some One Liners to make you Smile...! Brilliant!

 

Some One Liners to make you Smile...! Brilliant! Enjoy the fun pun. Q: Can February March? A: No. But April May! Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized? A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes! Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter? A: I better not tell you, it might spread! Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses? Q: Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument? A: Kid: The lunch bell! Q: What did the triangle say to the circle? A: You're pointless! Q: What do you call a ghosts mom and dad? A: Transparents! Q: What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut? A: A Barbercue! Q: What do you call a person that chops up cereal. A: A cereal killer! Q: What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry? A: Urgent Tina! Q: What do you call two fat people having a chat? A: A heavy discussion! Q: What kind of emotions do noses feel? A: Nostalgia! Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear? A: Thunderwear! Q: What's easy to get into but hard to get out of? A: Trouble! Q: Where do boats go when they get sick? A: The dock! Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean? A: A Mer-Maid! Q: Why can't a leopard hide? A: Because he's always spotted! Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? A: Because then it would be a foot! Q: Why did the barber win the race? A: Because he took a short cut! Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? A: He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills! Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: It saw the salad dressing! Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal! Q: Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school? A: Because they're all in High School! Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had too many problems!

 

 

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[www.keralites.net] These Amazing Billboards Will Sure Get Your Attention

 

17 Fantastic Attention-Grabbing Billboards! Most of the time, when we're driving down the road, we see billboards but hardly pay any attention to them at all. And it seems that advertisers have started to realize this (or some of them anyway), as the following photos show. Here are 17 utterly genius, eye catching billboards that will really grab your attention.     One hour she's a blonde...     The next she's a brunette.     Not many billboards create queues!     Someone didn't draw the short straw.     That's team spirit.     This's how to make your point!     My husband needs to see this.     If you were wondering where orange juice comes from...     We better take down the name of the product before he finishes!     One of the more tragic sights.     This is how kids see the world, and it's great!     I wouldn't walk directly below it either.     A real life bodybuilding demonstration.     After Duplo and Lego, he had one thing in mind...     Good. But why a pig?     No doubt, some youngsters see the world this already.     It's a good slogan too.     Don't try this at home!

 

 

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[www.keralites.net] 7 Luxuriously Cream Pastas Made WITHOUT Cream or Cheese

 

7 Ingenious Ways to Make Creamy Pasta! While I will never turn down a plate of mac and cheese or a gooey portion of lasagna, I prefer not to eat food filled with cream and cheese very often. Nevertheless, I often crave a rich, creamy texture, especially with my pasta. So, in an effort to reduce my dairy and fat intake, I've tried my hand at several alternative creamy pasta sauces without the cheese, cream and calories. Here are seven of my favorite ways to whip up a cream-free sauce:   1. Blend up some white beans   Cannellini or great northern beans are soft, making them ideal for pureeing into a creamy, pasta sauce, packed with protein. The texture is pretty thick. So, thin it with a little milk. To punch up the flavor, add some nutritional yeast, garlic powder, olive oil, and a splash of apple cider vinegar. 2. Puree avocado   Avocados' health benefits should be a good enough reason to add them to our diet. And while they can be enjoyed and used in a variety of recipes, one of my favorite ways to use an avocado is to puree it with garlic, olive oil, and basil, making a pesto-like sauce. For added flavor, toss the avocado sauce with toasted pine nuts and cherry tomatoes. The recipe is far from time-consuming (the creamy sauce will take you about 20 minutes to prepare) but as avocados do brown quickly, this sauce is best served immediately. 3. Use a sesame seed paste   Sesame seed paste, or tahini (as it's more commonly known) is not only used to make hummus. The rich and velvety paste can also be used to prepare a creamy pasta sauce. Blend in some tahini with almond milk, paprika, soy sauce, lemon juice, and a hint of maple syrup. Drizzle the sauce over spaghetti and add some paprika-flavored roasted red pepper strips to the mix. 4. Creamy cauliflower   This cruciferous vegetable is a great way to satisfy your rich pasta sauce cravings. Simply simmer cauliflower florets with cashews, some nutritional yeast and vegetable stock until it turns soft. Then puree the mixture with roasted garlic cloves until you get a smooth creamy texture. 5. Whip up some tofu   While it may not sound so appetizing, pureed tofu has a creamy, slightly grainy texture, that almost resembles ricotta cheese. For more creaminess, add white beans, some garlic and lemon zest. Try stuffing this mix in cannelloni. 6. Go for nuts   When pureed, raw cashews make for a perfect cream-like sauce - soak them overnight (for a smoother texture). Add some roasted garlic, warm vegetable broth and a little bit of apple cider vinegar to the mix. Toss with roasted broccoli and leeks and combine with whole wheat pasta. 7. Cook your pasta, as you would risotto   Risotto's creamy texture comes from adding warm water or stock bit by bit. This process helps release more of the starch in rice greens. It also works well with pasta. For a creamier texture, add a splash of milk and Parmesan cheese, if you fancy. But if you are keen on creating a dairy-free sauce, swap the milk for unsweetened almond milk and replace the cheese with a salty garnish like nutritional yeast or chopped olives.

 

 

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[www.keralites.net] 8 Reasons You Shouldn't Worry If You're Going Bald

 

Bald Men Have These 8 Great Advantages! Hair loss and going bald is one of the scariest worries men have. The strands of hair found on the pillow and the small patches of hair that continue to fall out can be a source of anxiety for many men. But the loss of hair and going bald doesn't need to be that bad. It turns out that baldness has its own advantages. So instead of focusing on the negatives, educate yourselves about the pros of going bald.     1. You have a lower risk of cancer A study researching prostate cancer found that men who started to lose their hair at a young age had 45% less chance of getting prostate cancer than men with a full head of hair. The study found that long-term exposure to large quantities of testosterone, which is one of the causes for male baldness, can slow down the development of tumors in the body, in direct contrast to the previous belief that testosterone actually encourages the development of cancerous growths. 2. You have a more efficient metabolism Despite the negative effect on the scalp, high levels of testosterone in the male body have a positive influence - they boost the metabolism process and help the body get in shape, maintain a healthy weight and develop bodily muscles. Studies have also shown that men with a high level of testosterone have a lower concentration of fat in the face, which may contribute to a stronger, more sculpted face.   3. You're seen as more masculine Another study researching the effects of male baldness asked hundreds of young men and women to voice an opinion on photos of men with full hair and then give their opinion of the same men whose hair was digitally removed from the photos. The men presented were seen as stronger, more assertive and even taller in the photos where they were shown as bald. The study even suggested an explanation of the phenomenon - a bald scalp is seen by many as associated with more "manly" professions, such as soldiers, cops and fire fighters. 4. You save time and money Shampoo, conditioner, combs, brushes, creams and the hair dresser - we may not notice, but these expenses add up. Men who are bald aren't required to spend money on grooming their hair. Another great advantage is saving TIME - you won't need to style your hair.    5. You look great in any hat That's right, no hat hair for you. Bald men can make any hat look good. Add a pair of neat looking sunglasses and you look like a million bucks every time you leave the house. Try any hat you want, a baseball cap, a fedora - you can even bring top hats back in style! They all look great on you. 6. You have an advantage in business dealings Bald men are seen by many as having better leadership potential, as more assertive and more powerful. These impressions give them an edge in the business world. That said, studies show that men whose hair is falling out and do not shave their heads are actually seen as weak and insecure. That is why experts recommend that men who are losing their hair bite the bullet and completely shave their head. Some experts also mention that some of the strongest and most influential leaders of all time lost their hair, including Winston Churchill, Vladimir Lenin, Mahatma Gandhi and Vladimir Putin.   7. You don't have to face the worst male worry According to leading psychologists, the fear of going bald is one of the worst fears men have. Thinking about it all the time can be very exhausting and debilitating. Many men consult with skin specialists, pay fortunes every month for all sorts of medicine and even count the number of hairs falling out daily. If you've already said goodbye to your hair, you've probably already realized it's not that bad, and you are no longer accompanied by this daily fear.  8. You don't age Men who are bald may look older - at first. But as time goes by, they have no hair to turn grey or hair to lose, so other than a few wrinkles, they keep looking the same age as they always have. Take Patrick Stewart or Bruce Willis, for example, both bald men who have looked the same age for decades! However, If you're not quite ready to give up your head of hair.

 

 

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[www.keralites.net] Simple Steps to Deal With The Negative People in Your Life

 

This is How You Can Cope With the Negativity in Your Life! "If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it."   You may interact with negative people daily, be they friends, family members, a partner, or a colleague. You love them, you care about them, you can't just cut them out of your life, but they are negative and their negativity is eating away at you. What can you do? The best way of dealing with life's challenges is to take a good look at ourselves and take responsibility for what we think, feel and do.   1. Give up the need to complain Make sure you are taking responsibility for your feelings and mood. Don't go complaining that other people's negativity is affecting you, because it will only create more negativity. Take responsibility for your thoughts and feelings and see what you can do to make yourself feel better and change the existing situation. "Whoever has limited knowledge of human nature and seeks happiness by changing everything but his own attitude, will waste his life in futile efforts." - Samuel Johnson 2. Similarity Attracts Good brings about good, bad brings about bad, and whether we want to or not, we pull into our lives events, situations and people that reflect our internal state. Ask yourself: "How am I feeling? Am I happy, excited, thankful and calm? Or am I anxious, frustrated and judgmental?" You may find that you radiate misery to the environment and that part of the negative energy surrounding you is in fact a reflection of yourself. 3. Don't believe everything you think   This is definitely one of the hardest things to learn. Look closely at the negative people in your life. What is it about them that gets you going? What affects you so much? Is what they are doing really that bad or is your brain playing games with you? Remember, the brain is configured to look for trouble, and it focuses on other's negative qualities. It'll be very hard to get it to see the positive side of things, but it doesn't mean there isn't one. 4. Focus Ask yourself: "Am I ready to find the good in these people? Am I able to see their good qualities?" Let the answers come naturally, and make sure you are being honest with yourself. If you feel like you're insistent and won't change the way you are looking at people and situations, don't give yourself a hard time. This takes time and patience, and when you are ready, you'll take this step. Remember, we all have good in us. "It's so hard when I NEED to do it and so easy when I WANT to do it." - Annie Gottlier 5. Don't make their problems YOUR problems For their sake and yours, make sure you are not adopting their problems and becoming negative about them yourself. If you want to cure negativity, sliding down right along with the negative person won't help, it will just make it worse by validating their thought and behavioral patterns. Rather, focus on solutions, not problems. Offer that and nothing else. 6. Taking ownership   Instead of being a victim and judge, you need to take full responsibility for your thoughts and feelings, and take a different approach. "Everything that annoys us in others can lead us to a better understanding of ourselves."  - Carl Jung. Don't waste your time obsessing and thinking: "They are ruining my energy, making me miserable, their negative energy is infecting my own..." Instead, say to yourself: "How can I use this to my advantage? Is there something I'm doing wrong? How can I improve the situation and increase my positive energy to be stronger than their negative energy? What do I learn from all of this?" 7. Come with your own positive energy Focusing on negative energy cannot create positive energy, and the other way around is also true. Focus on making yourself happy, enough that you have great positive energy, and you will see the negativity cringing away from it.  Remember, energy is contagious! How to put up positive energy? Focus on the things you like about the negative people, focus on things you love about yourselves, life, and the world around you. Think of loved ones, of things that make you happy. That way, you will increase the positive energy exponentially. If you incur negative energy by thinking about bad things, the opposite is also true, and you'll be able to hopefully 'wake up' your fellow workers. You can't focus on both of them at the same time, so choose one - happiness or misery. 8. Be part of the change you'd like to see The world is no more than a reflection of who we are, deep inside. Try to go for a feeling of well-being, to live a positive life, a merry life, one that has love, trust, and the pursuit of happiness. We cannot change others, but only ourselves. This is the only way to change the world.  Think of it this way: When you are happy, the world seems happy, and the sky is open and blue. When you are sad, the world seems sad as well, and the sky is grey and uncaring, leaving you alone to deal with your pain. Flow with life events, don't resist them, live in harmony and be the change you wish to see in the world. "Never underestimate your power to change yourself. Never overestimate your power to change others." - Wayne W. Dyer 9. Awareness and acceptance   Work on understanding life's inevitable duality - accept the negative with the good. Don't harp on people's negativity, don't judge or fight them. Let them be, look and accept. Remember, your world is no more real than a reflection of who you are, deep inside. Don't try to bring everyone into your own world, accept theirs as no less real than yours, and their point of view as no less valid.  The hardest part of acceptance is accepting that, sometimes, some people cannot be changed. Their negativity is something they will defend to the last drop. Not because it gives them pleasure, but because they think it is a natural part of themselves. Even though it's never too late to try and change that point of view, some never will. It's up to you to either accept their negativity and react accordingly, or take your distance from them. This is especially hard when it is someone we love.   "Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darkness of others." - Carl Jung 10. Move forward Dealing with negativity and trying your best to dispel it can be exhausting, and at some point, you have to move on with your life in a positive way. Find a path that allows you to go on with your life without the negativity of others, but also, without the regret that leaving a loved one or friend behind may cause you. Make your feelings known to them, make them understand they are hard to be around, and slowly decrease your contact. If they want you to stay in their lives, they will be forced to at least pretend to be less negative, and pretending is the first step to actually becoming less negative. The more we act a certain way, the more we believe in it.

 

 

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