Friday, 7 October 2016

[www.keralites.net] JOKE!

 

JOKE

SEWING MACHINE FOR SALE


These four classified ads appeared in a Gujarati newspaper

on four Consecutive days.

The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.


MONDAY:

 For sale - K Shah has a sewing machine for sale.

Phone 92555-00707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mani

who lives with him cheap.

TUESDAY:

Notice: We regret having erred in K Shah's ad yesterday.

It should have read - 'One sewing machine for sale cheap.

Phone 2555-0707 and ask for Mrs. Mani, who lives with him after 7PM.'

WEDNESDAY:

Notice: K Shah has informed us that he has received several

annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in

the Classified ad yesterday.

The ad stands correct as follows:

'For sale - K Shah has a sewing machine for sale.

Cheap. Phone 92555-00707 after 7PM and

ask for Mrs. Mani who loves with him.'

THURSDAY:

Notice: I, K Shah, have no sewing machine for sale.

I smashed it. Don't call 92555-00707 as I have had the

phone disconnected.

I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Mani.

Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper but she quit.
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[www.keralites.net] HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS LOL

 

HOW MOSES GOT THE

 COMMANDMENTS


God went to the Arabs and said, 
'I have Commandments for you

that will make your lives better.'

The Arabs asked,

'What are Commandments?'
And the Lord said,

'They are rules for living.'

'Can you give us an example?'

'Thou shall not kill.'

'Not kill? We're not interested..'

So He went to the Blacks and said,

'I have Commandments.'

 The Blacks wanted an example,

and the Lord said, 
'Honor thy Father and Mother.'

'Father? We don't know who

our fathers are. 
We're not interested.'

Then He went to the Mexicans

and said, 
'I have Commandments.'

 The Mexicans also wanted an example,

and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'

'Not steal? We're not interested.'

Then He went to the French and said, 
'I have Commandments.' 

The French too wanted an example

and the Lord said,

'Thou shall not commit adultery.'

'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery?

We're not interested.' 

 Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
'I have Commandments..'

'Commandments?'

They said, 'How much are they?'

'They're free.'

'We'll take 10.' 
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[www.keralites.net] Once and Only Once - Joke

 

Once and Only Once - Joke

A sale representative stops at a small manufacturing plant. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as a gift.

"No, thanks," says the plant manager. "I tried smoking a cigar once, but I didn't like it."

The sales rep shows his display case and then, hoping to clinch a sale, offers to take the manager out for a round of drinks.

"No, thanks," the plant manager replies. "You know, I tried alcohol once, but didn't like it.

 Then the salesman glances out the office window and sees a golf course.

"I suppose you play golf," says the salesman. "I'd like to invite you to be a guest at my club."

"That's kind of you, but no, thanks," the manager says. "I played golf once, but I didn't like it."

 Just then a young man enters the office.

"Let me introduce my son, Mike," says the plant manager.

"Let me guess," the salesman replies. "An only child?"
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[www.keralites.net] Beautiful Photography Reveals The Underwater Complexity of Aquariums!

 

Beautiful Photography Reveals The Underwater Complexity of Aquariums

 

Japanese born landscape photographer Amano Takashi captures the most beautiful photographs of aquariums from underwater. Takashi is heavily influenced by nature and its complexity, and chooses to focus on the small details within nature and uses large format size cameras and film (up to 8×20 inches). More recently he has spent time educating people on his experience and knowledge of the natural world, and stresses the importance of looking after and preserving the natural environment.

Visiting the rainforests of Amazon, Borneo and West Africa as well as travelling across world to other places of natural outstanding beauty, Takashi has captured many impressive and beautiful moments. In this series of photographs titled "the grand nature in a glass", he captures the small ecosystems within the confined area of aquariums. Although they are confined, these photographs reveal the amazing complexity of their ecosystems.

These photographs almost look like scenes from Avatar.

 
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