Thursday, 26 November 2015

[www.keralites.net] How to Feel Good...in a lighter vain

 
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[www.keralites.net] Confusion confuses

 


... read conversation between Mr. Watt and William Knott...
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"Who's calling?" was the answer to the telephone.

"Watt."

"What is your name, please?"

"Watt's my name."

"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"

"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."

A long pause, and then from Watt, "Is this James Brown?"

"No, this is Knott."

"Please tell me your name."

"Will Knott."

YOU LEFT THE TALKERS AT A POINT WHERE THEY WERE TOTALLY CONFUSED.
READ THE REST OF WHAT HAPPENED...

"Why not?"

"Huh? What do you mean why not?"

"Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?"

"But I told you my name!"

"Didn't you say you will not?"

"Not not, knott, Will Knott!"

"That's what I mean."

"So you know my name."

"Of course not!"

"Good. So now, what is yours?"

"Watt. Yours?"

"Your name!"

"Watt's my name."

"How the hell do I know? I am asking you!"

"Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have
not even told me yours yet."

"You have been patient, what about me?"

"I have told you my name so many times and it is you who have not told
me yours yet."

"Of course not!"

"See, you even know my name!"

"Of course not!"

"Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?"

"Because I don't."

[Pause]

"What is your name?"

"See, you know my name!"

"Of course not!"

"Then why do you keep asking ,Watt, is your name?"

"To find out your name!"

"But you already know it!"

"What?"

"See, but you know mine!"

"Of course not!"

"Exactly!"

NOW THEY ARE AT A POINT WHERE BOTH THINK THE OTHER KNOWS THEIR NAME, BUT
THEY THEMSELVES DON'T KNOW THE OTHER'S NAME.

"Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what will be
your answer?"

"Watt's my name."

"No, no, give me only one word."

"Watt"

"Your name!"

"Right!"

[Pause before it hits him]

"Oh, Wright!"

"Yeah!"

"So why didn't you say it before?"

"I told you so many times!"

"You never said Wright before"

"Of course I did."

"Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?"

"I do not."

"Well, there you go, now we know each other's name."

"I do not!"

"Good!"

[Pause before it hits him]

"Oh, Guud!"

"Good."

"No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?"

"No, it's Knott!"

"Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud."

"Yes Wright."

NOW THEY BOTH THINK THEY KNOW EACH OTHER'S NAME AS WELL !!

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[www.keralites.net] Pradeep Lokhande The man who knows too much :-

 

Pradeep Lokhande The man who knows too much :-
He knows the habits of 41,000 villages in Maharashtra and is pursued by conglomerates for this information. And yet, there's more to Pradeep Lokhande than his data gathering skills. Deepak Lokhande meets.

 

 
It takes guts to stand in front of F T Khorakiwala and tell him you want to launch Moniginis cake shop in Pune, especially when Khorakiwala explains that he will take all your money as advance, since cakes are perishable goods.

 
Pradeep Lokhande, founder and CEO of Rural Relations, always had guts in abundance. "There was nothing else that I had," he says as he sits in his 2,600 sq feet flat in Ghorpadi. From his village in Wai taluka of Satara, to his plush house in the Pune suburb, Lokhande has come a long way.

 
"My wife and father wrote 20,000 postcards to school teachers, sarpanchs and postmasters in 4,700 villages. We wanted to know when the weekly bazaar happened," says Lokhande, explaning that these villages were critical for FMCG companies as they would sell their products to these rural consumers.

 
The first attempt yielded only 15 responses asking why he needed the information. He sent another lot and this time all  47 responses demanded to know who the hell he thought he was.

 
"Diwali was around the corner so we sent the last round of postcards to them, wishing them and their family. Eight hundred people wished me back. I learnt my mistake — I asked them questions, but wasn't bothered about their lives."

 
The next three years, Lokhande travelled to as many as 300 villages in Maharashtra, believing that the information he gathered was worth at least Rs5 lakh. So, it came as a rude shock when Tata Tea offered him only Rs 25,000. "I had sold everything and now couldn't even face my grocer because of my bills!" He took up Tata Tea's offer believing it would see him through six months.

 
It didn't end there: Tata Tea sought his help to decode the information. "I gave them a whole new plan. I showed them the possibilities of  wet sampling in 100 villages. By the end of that week, I had a Rs3.75 lakh project from Tata Tea." FMCG companies, realising the value of his data, upped the ante.  P&G offered him  over Rs 1 crore. "In six months, I reached where I had dreamt I would be," he says.

 
He completely changed tracks — from using his database as consumer reference, he used the same to bring about the social change. Kids in the village in Satara, where he came from, didn't have computers in schools. "I appealed  to friends and corporates to give me their used ones. Today, 20,000 schools in Maharashtra have computers given away through this scheme," Lokhande says.

 
At some point, he realised  people weren't  reading. "I named my new project Gyan Key Vachanalaya. The scheme is simple — you donate Rs5,000, we buy 180 books that will interest secondary school students." In the last 600 days, Lokhande has found 1,100 donors and wants to set up 2,000 by the end of this year.

 
Lokhande has a very simple mantra to change India. "All you need is work on your secondary school students. Change their mindsets and India will change in five years."

 
Full article in the link below 
http://www.dnaindia.com/lifestyle/report-the-man-who-knows-too-much-1888973

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[www.keralites.net] Good Morning

 

Intelligent Morning Views !

 

 
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"Faith is taking the first step even 
when you don't see the whole staircase."

 
~   Martin Luther King, Jr.

 

 

 
To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first.

 
~   William Shakespeare

 

 

 
A man who is a master of patience
Is master of everything else.

 
~   George Savile

 

 

 
Keep moving. Don't stop. 
But don't rush. Don't race around.
Sure and steady gets you there every time.

 
~   Neale Donald Walsch

 

 

 
Courage and perseverance have a magical talisman,
before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into air.

 
~   John Quincy Adams

 

 

 

 
"There is progress whether you are going forward or backward!
The thing is to move!"

 
~   Edgar Cayce

 

 
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I know sometimes you feel like giving up. Every new day there seems to be no change in your life. All the troubles of your heart and worries keep on worsening! You wonder why everything is happening to you. You keep on asking yourself why you're not lucky like other people. You keep on praying to God but so far He hasn't answered your prayers. Now you have started losing hope. You now think that maybe you were meant to be like that or maybe somebody cursed you. But I tell you what my friend? You weren't meant to be like that and you weren't cursed. God is silent but He watches you day and night. He listens to your prayers and He has something special for you. Just stay strong, focused, and hardworking and keep praying to God. Bear it in your minds that you're not alone in that hard situation, we are all in the same boat. So don't give up my dear friend. Your time is coming soon.
~Unknown.
 
Better to be the one who smiled, than the one who didn't smile back.
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