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Tuesday, 9 July 2013

[www.keralites.net] Still Women likes man

Still Women likes man

Interesting facts

Men are like computers – hard to figure out and never have enough memory Still Women likes man

Men are like coolers – load them with beer and you can take them anywhere Still Women likes man

Men are like chocolate bars – sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips Still Women likes man

Men are like coffee – the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night Still Women likes man

Men are like horoscopes – they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong Still Women likes man

Men are like cement – after getting laid they take a long time to get hard Still Women likes man

Men are like laxatives – they irritate the shit out of you Still Women likes man

Men are like parking spots – the good ones are already taken and what's left is handicapped Still Women likes man

A man is like a snowstorm – you never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long he will last Still Women likes man

What should you give a man who has everything? – A woman to show him how to work it Still Women likes man

How does a man show he's planning for the future? – He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Still Women likes man

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? – The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Still Women likes man

Why are husbands like lawn mowers? – They're hard to get started, emit foul odours and don't work half the time. Still Women likes man

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? – After a year the dog is still excited to see you. Still Women likes man

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? – Breasts don't have eyes. Still Women likes man

What's the difference between men and government bonds? – Bonds mature Still Women likes man

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? – We don't know, it's never happened Still Women likes man

Why are men like tile floors? – If you lay ' em properly the first time, you can walk over them for years. Still Women likes man

What do you call a man with half a brain? – Gifted. Still Women likes man

AND FINALLY …… Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? – Because these men already have boyfriends! Still Women likes man

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[www.keralites.net] Japanese Chicken Salad

* Exported from MasterCook *

Japanese Chicken Salad

Recipe By :Marg
Serving Size : 0 Preparation Time :0:00
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Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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6 cups chopped chinese cabbage
6 cups chopped bok choy
2 cups cubed cooked chicken
1/2 cup chopped green onions
1/4 cup chopped chives
1 package oriental noodles
1/2 cup toasted slivered almonds
1/4 cup toasted sesame seeds.
1/2 cup salad oil
3 teaspoons vinegar
1 tablespoon sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper
2 tablespoons soya sauce -- (2-4)
Seasoning from noodle mix.
In a large bowl toss first five ingredients. You can prepare this ahead of time.
Combine dressing ingredients in a bowl and mix well.
Just prior to serving -- add toasted nuts and noodles. (this avoids soggy noodles)
Pour dressing over salad and mix well.

The sun is promising to shine for the May Day long weekend just around the corner, so you may be needing some extra salads on hand. This salad is chocked full of nutritious ingredients. It can be made ahead of time and it's big enough to take to any potluck. It's an all time favorite in our home and promises you a crisp texture with a crunchy bite.

Ingredients

cups chopped chinese cabbage

cups chopped bok choy

cups cubed cooked chicken

/2 cup chopped green onions

/4 cup chopped chives

package oriental noodles

/2 cup toasted slivered almonds

/4 cup toasted sesame seeds.

Salad Dressing

/2 cup salad oil

teaspoons vinegar

tablespoon sugar

tsp. salt

/4 tsp pepper

tablespoons soya sauce

Seasoning from noodle mix.

Method

In a large bowl toss first five ingredients. You can prepare this ahead of time.

Combine dressing ingredients in a bowl and mix well.

Just prior to serving, add toasted nuts and noodles. (this avoids soggy noodles)

Pour dressing over salad and mix well.
Tip: I usually roast large amounts of almonds and sesame seeds so that they are always available.
I roast them at 350 degrees for up to 10 minutes stirring frequently so they do not burn. Bag them and put them in the freezer or refrigerator.

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Per Serving (excluding unknown items): 1461 Calories; 146g Fat (86.7% calories from fat); 16g Protein; 34g Carbohydrate; 10g Dietary Fiber; 0mg Cholesterol; 2148mg Sodium. Exchanges: 1 Grain(Starch); 1 1/2 Lean Meat; 1 Vegetable; 28 1/2 Fat; 1 Other Carbohydrates.

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RE: [www.keralites.net] It is there in GUJARAT but not in KERALA!

Dear Dr. George

The reason for the progress of Gujarat is not Modi, it is the absence of left parties there. See the fate of the states of West Bengal and Kerala, where the CPM has influence, industries are being closed and no one is prepared to start any new industry. Kerala people are living on money coming from Gulf and West Bengal living on money earned from Kerala. If any thing happens to the flow of Gulf money, these two states will starve. That is the reason, Nikhakhat was a big issue in Kerala when no other state was least bothered about it.

Today is the second day I am confined at home due to hartal, Gujarat does not any hartal to hamper its progress.

So bury the leftists not to be resurrected again, Kerala will progress more than any other state, with its intelligent and educated work force.

T.Mathew

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From: ng.puthoor@gmail.com
Date: Tue, 9 Jul 2013 15:01:53 +0530
Subject: [www.keralites.net] It is there in GUJARAT but not in KERALA!

Very interesting article by Dr. MC Gearge, Advocate from Muvattupuzha, who has visited Gujarat with few farmers from Kerala. He recommends that every progressive politician from Kerala should visit Gujarat and ascertain by himself that what Gujarat Government with Narendra Mody's leadership doing there. He is creating miracles there.

Please see the attachment

Gangadharan Nair