Tuesday, 28 August 2012

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[www.keralites.net] North Indian Wife Vs South Indian Wife

 



 
North Indian Wife Vs South Indian Wife

*** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE ***

1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends
than her age.

2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and
after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.

3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are
bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to
movies, theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.

4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala,
aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after
eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with
chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.
5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in
your monthly phone bill.

6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde.
Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that
she applies to cover her grey hair.

7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki
saas bhi kabi bahu thi" that you either end up eating outside or
cooking yourself.

8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her.

9. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of
south india until she met you.

10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to
" walk out"

11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you
have in your home town.

12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are "Thank you"
and "How are you"



*** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL as WIFE ***

1.Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or
Madras / Anna University .

2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with " ... I say..."

3. She shudders if you use four letter words.

4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil
Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract
coconut oil from her hair.)

5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.

6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.

7. Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and
surname combined (unless you are from Andhra)

8. When she mixes milk/curd and rice you are never sure whether it is
for the dog or for herself.

9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and
wears silk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortable
while you are melting in your singlet.

10. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth.

11. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian
snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation' )

12. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is
based on.

13. You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty
of it ..

14. Her Mangal Sutra weighs more than the championship belts worn by
WWF wrestlers.

15. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you.

 

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[www.keralites.net] Happy ONAM

 

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[www.keralites.net] എല്ലാ സുഹൃത്തുക്കള്‍ക്കും ഹൃദയം നിറഞ്ഞ ഓണം ആശംസകള്‍ !!!!

 

എല്ലാ  സുഹൃത്തുക്കള്‍ക്കും ഹൃദയം നിറഞ്ഞ ഓണം ആശംസകള്‍ !!!!


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വാഴ ഇല കിട്ടാന്‍ സൌകര്യം ഉള്ളവര്‍ ഓണസദ്യ  വാഴയിലയില്‍ വിളമ്പി ആസ്വദിക്കു. പച്ച നിറത്തില്‍ ഉള്ള  SAS  പോലെയുള്ള  പേപ്പര്‍ ഇലകള്‍ ഉപയോഗിക്കാതിരിക്കുക.എല്ലാ  artificial  നിറങ്ങളും മാരക വിഷങ്ങള്‍ ആണെന്ന കാര്യം ഓര്‍മിക്കുക.  ചൂടുള്ള
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[www.keralites.net] Health: 10 foods all men should eat

 

Food for men 1: Tomatoes

Tomatoes are possibly one of the best "superfoods" around, and the popular fruit has particular benefits for men. Studies have suggested that the lycopene found in tomatoes may reduce risk of colorectal cancer, lower cholesterol and reduce the risk of heart disease; the leading cause of death in men. Research has also shown that men who frequently eat foods rich in lycopene may drastically reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer.

Fun & Info @ Keralites.netEating blueberries can reduce men's risk of prostate cancer and heart disease

Food for men 2: Blueberries

Blueberries are another fruit that have been linked to a reduced risk of prostate cancer, thanks to their high levels of proanthocyanidins. However, blueberries' positive benefits for men don't stop there, as studies have also suggested that blueberries may be effective in reducing risk of heart disease, Type 2 Diabetes and age-related memory loss; a condition more prevalent in men than women.

Food for men 3: Brazil nuts

Snacking on nuts is great for heart health and good skin. However, Brazil nuts are particularly beneficial for men as they are packed with selenium; a powerful antioxidant which studies have suggested can boost sperm health and motility. Furthermore, selenium is also great for lowering "bad" cholesterol levels, preventing blood clots and lifting your mood.

Food for men 4: Broccoli

Broccoli - along with other cruciferous vegetables like cabbage and sprouts - contains a strong cancer-fighting chemical, sulphoraphane, which research has suggested may reduce men's risk of developing bladder cancer (a cancer more commonly affecting women than men), prostate cancer and colorectal cancer.

Food for men 6: Whole grains

Whole grains are great for our health thanks to their high levels of vitamins, minerals and fiber. Most whole grains, including brown rice and oats, are particularly rich in B vitamins, which are good for general wellbeing and can also help alleviate depression. Individual B vitamins can also benefit male health in various ways. Studies have suggested that folate (vitamin B9) can keep sperm healthy, while biotin (B7) may help hair loss. Silica, also present in whole grains, could also help with healthy hair growth.

Eating whole grains can help improve male fertility and reduce hair loss

Food for men 7: Eggs

For men suffering from hair loss, eggs may also provide the perfect solution. Eggs are an excellent source of protein, which is essential for hair growth, as well as being rich in biotin (vitamin B7). Egg yolks are also a good source of iron, which some studies have suggested can alleviate hair loss, which can be caused by anemia.

Food for men 8: Pomegranate juice

Pomegranates are packed with antioxidants, vitamins and minerals, and research has suggested that drinking the juice of this "superfood" can help lower cholesterol - which can be high in many men as young as their 20s - and prevent hypertension. A study has also found that drinking just one 8oz glass of pomegranate juice a day could dramatically slow down the progress of prostate cancer.

Food for men 9: Garlic

Garlic is well known for boosting heart health, and a study on the effects of garlic consumption on males has shown that regularly eating garlic could help lower men's cholesterol levels. Furthermore, research findings published in the Journal of the National Cancer Institute have suggested that regularly eating garlic and onions could help lower men's risk of developing prostate cancer.

Food for men 10: Salmon

Salmon is not only a great source of protein, but it is an excellent source of omega-3 fatty acids, which can help address many of men's most common health complaints. Omega-3 fatty acids have been linked to lowered levels of "bad" cholesterol and can also reduce risk of many illnesses, including heart disease, colorectal cancer, prostate cancer and depression. Read moreon realbuzz.com...

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