[www.keralites.net] A Simple joke

 

A Simpleton's cross examination
 

A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined.

The lawyer thundered, "Have you ever been married?"

"Yes, sir," said the witness in a low voice. "Once."

"Whom did you marry?" the lawyer demanded.

"Well, a woman," the witness answered timidly.

The lawyer said angrily, "Of course you married a woman.

Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?"

And the witness said meekly, "My sister did."

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[www.keralites.net] How fortunate we are in life....

 

A Mother & Son    Patience with family is love, Patience with others is respect, Patience with self is confidence And Patience with GOD is faith.   Life, its too precious and these kind of pictures remind us how fortunate we are in life.   There are no words to describe this  photo     Prince

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[www.keralites.net] TRY......... TRY............ TRY AGAIN

 

 

 

 

 Your body is free but your heart is in prison.

 

 

 

  

                

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

  Pursue your goal regardless

of obstacles or criticism.

 Trust God. Patiently endure.

 

Stir and awaken

the sleeping giant within. 

 

 

 

 

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 Trust God for the results.

 

 

 

 

 

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