A Blind Parsi Man enters a Bar, orders a drink and yells,"Hey, you all, want to hear a great Sardarji joke ?" In a deep husky voice the man next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, Bawaji, I think it is fair, given that you are blind, that you know five things about this bar. The Bartender, Daru Singh is a Sardar, the Bouncer Thoko Singh is a Sardar, I'm Santa Singh,6 feet tall, weigh 260 lbs - a Sardar with a black belt in Martial Arts, the fourth man sitting next to me is Banta Singh, a Sardar, who is a professional weight-lifter & the fifth man to your right is Dara Singh, also a Sardar and a World Champion wrestler. Now think about it. Do you still want to tell that joke?" The Bawaji thinks for a second, shakes his head & declares, "No chance! Who's going to explain it 5 times over?"