Monday, 12 March 2012

[www.keralites.net] Wonderfully described...

 

CIGARETTE: 
A pinch of tobacco 
rolled in paper 
with fire at one end 
and a fool at the other!
 
MARRIAGE: 
It's an agreement 
wherein 
a man loses his bachelor degree 
and a woman gains her master 

LECTURE: 
An art of transmitting Information 
from the notes of the lecturer 
to the notes of students 
without passing through the minds 
of either 

CONFERENCE: 
The confusion of one man 
multiplied by the 
number present 

COMPROMISE: 
The art of dividing 
a cake in such a way that 
everybody believes 
he got the biggest piece 

TEARS: 
The hydraulic force by which 
masculine will power is 
defeated by feminine water-power! 

CONFERENCE ROOM: 
A place where everybody talks, 
nobody listens 
and everybody disagrees later on 

ECSTASY: 
A feeling when you feel 
you are going to feel 
a feeling 
you have never felt before 

CLASSIC: 
A book 
which people praise, 
but never read 

SMILE: 
A curve 
that can set 
a lot of things straight! 

OFFICE: 
A place 
where you can relax 
after your strenuous 
home life
 
YAWN: 
The only time 
when some married men 
ever get to open 
their mouth 

EXPERIENCE: 
The name 
men give 
to their 
Mistakes 

DIPLOMAT: 
A person 
who tells you 
to go to hell 
in such a way 
that you actually look forward 
to the trip 

OPTIMIST: 
A person 
who while falling 
from EIFFEL TOWER 
says in midway 
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
 
MISER: 
A person 
who lives poor 
so that 
he can die RICH!
 
FATHER: 
A banker 
provided by 
nature 

BOSS: 
Someone 
who is early 
when you are late 
and late 
when you are early 

POLITICIAN: 
One who 
shakes your Hand before elections 
and your Confidence later 

DOCTOR: 
A person who kills 
your ills by pills, 
and kills you 
by his bills!

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[www.keralites.net] WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THE LIFE?

 

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Some years ago, in India, there was a famous Guru giving a talk to thousands of people. In the crowd were holy men, presidents, film stars, musicians and many, many others. Apparently when this man talked, his voice was kind of 'hypnotic' and people became entranced by his words.

When he had finished speaking, the Guru asked if there were any further questions. There was a silence as people absorbed what they had just heard…until a man stood up. He was a business type, a western, skeptical man and half-laughing he said to the Guru, "Alright then, if you know everything, what's the meaning of life?"

The man was trying to embarrass the Guru, to kind of belittle him. But, the Guru answered, "I'll answer your question, but first let me tell you something about yourself."

Now the man was the one that everyone was looking at and became uncomfortable.

"You have never been in love, have you?? Real, deep, true Love??"

"No", replied the man, now slightly embarrassed himself, "No, I haven't."

"Because…" said the Guru, "…a person who asks the question that you asked me, about the 'meaning of life', is really only telling you something about themselves. They have missed out on, or not experienced…love. Basically, a person who knew real Love, from their own direct, personal experience, would never even be able to ask the question, 'What is the meaning of life', because they would already know."

COURTESY: Simon Heighwaya


--
Aano bhadra krtavo yantu vishwatah.(- RIG VEDA)
"Let noble thoughts come to me from all directions"

REGARDS
Miss.Shaija Vallikatri Bhaskaran

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[www.keralites.net] Black tea

 

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Regards, Fun & Info @ Keralites.net

 

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