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Saturday, 24 June 2017

[www.keralites.net] HONEY

HONEY!!!!
An elderly lady was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening.
She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc.
The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love. While the husband was in the living room, her lady friend leaned over to her hostess to say, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your husband all those loving names."
The elderly lady hung her head. "I have to tell you the truth," she said, "his name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, and I'm scared to death to ask the cranky old bastard what his name is."

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[www.keralites.net] WOMEN'S DAY

WOMEN'S DAY....
In a Married ladies MEETING :
The host asked a question ! When did u last say I LOVE YOU to ur husbands ??One said..today.. other said...
2 days back ..someone said...
1 week back... Host said "
Now, all of u send I LOVE YOU ..msg to ur husbands.
Whoever gets AWESOME reply will get a SURPRISE GIFT..". Everyone sent I LOVE U msg to their husbands. After sometime, HUSBANDs replies are as below.....
1) SWEETY, is ur health condition ok.right?
2) Haven't u cooked today too?
3) Darling, R u out of balance for money given for home maintenance?
4) What the matter??
5) R u dreaming or am I ?
6)Did u like someone's Jewelry in the function u attended today?�
7) I am already tensed in Office n now u r sending msgs like this... do u have brain??
8) How many times did I tell you not to watch those serials ??
9) Oho..did make an accident again?
10) Should I pick kids from school today also??
and last one who won SURPRISE GIFT, msg is........
11) who is dis sending msg frm my wife mobile
😳😳..👫🙏🙏🙏 dont laugh alone pass it on

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[www.keralites.net] Loyalty Test for Husbands

Loyalty test for husbands

Chanakya writes:
"If you want to be Happy with your husband,
Love him Less & Understand more!
If you want to be Happy with your wife,
Love her More & never try to Understand !
Loyalty Tests…
Test 1:
Wife buys 12 underwears of same colour for hubby..
Hubby- Why same colour sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear.
Wife- Which people
Total silence…
Test 2:
A couple sees a hot girl..
Wife: So big, aren't they?
Husband: Yes
Wife: Are they artificial?
Husband: I think natural.
Wife: Ear-rings & Natural??
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Total Silence
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Test 3:
Men will always be Men –
Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra (Religious Trip). Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they should not get distracted at all. When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and move on. Next day they started the yatra (Journey) and one of the men in the group Just said- "HARI OM" and rest of them said- "KIDHAR HAI, KIDHAR HAI (Where ........ Where......)

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[www.keralites.net] TRIBUTE TO A WIFE

Tribute to a Wife!!
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"If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..."
Listening to your wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a website. You don't understand it but you still accept it.
Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband; the poor king can take only one step at a time .... While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
Why do most women request for the same husband, in the next life - how can you let such good training go to waste?
All Men are Brave, Horror Movies don't scare them.... But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ...surely does
What's Checkmate? You tell your wife "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" and wife asks "WAS SHE GORGEOUS..??" You can't say 'No' and you can't say 'Yes' - now that's Checkmate!
STOCK MARKET EFFECT: Depressed Husband to his fat wife: "You are my only investment, that has doubled.''