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Saturday, 25 June 2016

[www.keralites.net] HARD TRUTH

Hard truth..!!

SCIENTIFIC STUDIES ABOUT MAN AND WOMAN BEHAVIOUR !
(1) Put your wife in a room lock it.
Put your dog in another room lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you !
(All are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog!!)
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(2) Put your husband in a room lock it.
Put your dog in another room lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you'll be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before!!!
(3) Always keep your spouse's picture as mobile screen saver.
Whenever you face a problem, see the picture say:
"if I can handle this, I can handle anything!"… Superb Attitude for Life!!
(4) If wife wants husband's attention, she just has to look sad uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable happy.
(5) A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- "Every WIFE is a 'Mistress' of her Husband… "Miss" for first year "Stress" for rest of the life…"!!!!
(6) Million Dollar Truth:
If Saturday and Sunday doesn't excite you, then change your Friends.
If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession.
If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work, then you should change your spouse!!
(7) Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body.
(8) Generally a man does not go to the place again where he has been cheated once…
But many people still go to their in-laws place..????
(9) Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Pappu: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!
(10) Man outside phone booth: "Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven't spoken a word".
Man inside: "I am talking to my wife"
(11) A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage..
She said- "sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot"
(12) Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!
(13) Best one line ad by a married man on OLX: "For Sale – Wedding Suit, used only once by Mistake……"

M. D. Hegde
MANGALORE
Think Good Do Good
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[www.keralites.net] Mahesh Savani is a proud father of 472 daughters - Not in Blood but in Bond

Mahesh Savani is a proud father of 472 daughters - Not in Blood but in Bond :-

Mahesh fosters 472 young women who have lost their fathers and helps them get married and supports them throughout their married life

Indian brides sit for a group photo before a mass wedding hosted by a diamond trader in Surat, India. Image source: (AP Photo/Ajit Solanki)

This year in 2016, 216 of his daughters will be married
Savani is now able to foster 472 young women who have lost their fathers
Mahesh Savani was inspired to help fatherless daughters after his brother died

Mahesh Savani lost his brother years ago. This left Savani not only heartbroken, but his two nieces were left without a father; Savani stepped in. This moved him to think of other girls who are left without a father. He says, "It is challenging for a woman who has lost her husband to get her daughter married." Hina Kathiriya, whose father passed away six years ago got married in 2015, she says, "Mahesh papa is just a message away when we need him," said the TOI report.

According to TOI, Savani is now able to foster 472 young women who have lost their fathers. He helps them get married and supports them throughout their married life. Since the family business is successful, Savani to spend over Rs 4 lakh on each daughter's wedding. The girls get everything they need in order to start a home; clothes, utensils, and electronics. They also receive silver and gold. This year alone, Savani will help 216 girls get married. He does not prejudice against different religions, or different castes.

http://www.newsgram.com/not-in-blood-but-in-bond-mahesh-savani-is-a-proud-father-of-472-daughters/

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[www.keralites.net] Andaaz E Pyaar Tumhari Ek Ada Hai

वो मोहब्बतें जो तुम्हारे दिल में हैं,
उससे जुबां पर लाओ और बयां कर दो,
आज बस तुम कहो और कहते ही जाओ,
हम बस सुनें ऐसे बे-ज़ुबान कर दो.

अंदाज-ऐ-प्यार तुम्हारी एक अदा है..
दूर हो हमसे तुम्हारी खता है..
दिल में बसी है एक प्यारी सी तस्वीर तुम्हारी..
जिस के नीचे 'आई मिस यू' लिखा है..

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[www.keralites.net] love everything you have.

You may not have everything.
But love everything you have.

The most important thing is to enjoy your life -

to be happy - it's all that matters.

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[www.keralites.net] बाप: बेटा इस बार परीक्षा मे तुझे

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बाप: बेटा इस बार परीक्षा मे तुझे
90% लाने है बेटा:
नही बापू इस बार मे
100% लाउगा
बाप: क्यु मजाक कर रहा है ? 󾌯󾌯
बेटा: शुरु किसने किया
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टीचर:- एक तरफ पैसा,
दुसरी तरफ अक्कल, क्या चुनोगे ?

विद्यार्थीः पैसा.

टीचर:- गलत, मै अक्कल चुनती

विद्यार्थीः- आप सही कह रही हो मेडम,
जिसके पास जिस चीज की कमी होती है वो वही चुनता है ……………

दे थप्पड़ दे थप्पड़ 󾰛󾌪󾰛󾰛󾰛󾌴󾌴󾌴

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[www.keralites.net] "अब ये मुमकिन नहीँ क़ि

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"अब ये मुमकिन नहीँ क़ि
इस 'रिश्ते' पर बर्फ़ जम जाये,,
तेरे ग़ुस्से मेँ भी हमने
'चाहत' की 'तपिश' देखी है"

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[www.keralites.net] ..एक बार एक पुत्र अपने पिता से रूठ कर घर

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Bittu Sharma posted in LAUGH WITH BITTU SHARMA GROUP . Bittu Sharma May 31 at 5:24pm ...एक बार एक पुत्र अपने पिता से रूठ कर घर छोड़कर दूर चला गया और फिर इधर-उधर यूँही भटकता रहा । दिन बीते, महीने बीते और साल बीत गए । एक दिन वह बीमार पड़ गया । अपनी झोपडी में अकेले पड़े उसे अपने पिता के प्रेम की याद आई कि कैसे उसके पिता उसके बीमार होने पर उसकी सेवा किया करते थे । उसे बीमारी में इतना प्रेम मिलता था कि वो स्वयं ही शीघ्र अति शीघ्र ठीक हो जाता था । उसे फिर एहसास हुआ कि उसने घर छोड़ कर बहुत बड़ी गलती की है, वो रात के अँधेरे में ही घर की और हो लिया । हम साथ साथ है जब घर के नजदीक गया तो उसने देखा आधी रात के बाद भी दरवाज़ा खुला हुआ है । अनहोनी के डर से वो तुरंत भाग कर अंदर गया तो उसने पाया की आंगन में उसके पिता लेटे हुए हैं । उसे देखते ही उन्होंने उसका बांहे फैला कर स्वागत किया । पुत्र की आँखों में आंसू आ गए । उसने पिता से पूछा " ये घर का दरवाज़ा खुला है, क्या आपको आभास था कि मैं आऊंगा ? " पिता ने उत्तर दिया " अरे पगले ये दरवाजा उस दिन से बंद ही नहीं हुआ जिस दिन से तू गया है, मैं सोचता था कि पता नहीं तू कब आ जाये और कंही ऐसा न हो कि दरवाज़ा बंद देखकर तू वापिस लौट जाये ।" ठीक यही स्थिति उस परमपिता परमात्मा की है । उसने भी प्रेमवश अपने भक्तो के लिए द्वार खुले रख छोड़े हैं कि पता नहीं कब भटकी हुई कोई संतान उसकी और लौट आए । हमें भी आवश्यकता है सिर्फ इतनी कि उसके प्रेम को समझे और उसकी और बढ़ चलें Like Comment Share

...एक बार एक पुत्र अपने पिता से रूठ कर घर
छोड़कर दूर चला गया और फिर इधर-उधर यूँही
भटकता रहा । दिन बीते, महीने बीते और साल
बीत गए ।
एक दिन वह बीमार पड़ गया । अपनी झोपडी
में अकेले पड़े उसे अपने पिता के प्रेम की याद
आई कि कैसे उसके पिता उसके बीमार होने पर
उसकी सेवा किया करते थे । उसे बीमारी में
इतना प्रेम मिलता था कि वो स्वयं ही शीघ्र
अति शीघ्र ठीक हो जाता था । उसे फिर
एहसास हुआ कि उसने घर छोड़ कर बहुत बड़ी
गलती की है, वो रात के अँधेरे में ही घर की और
हो लिया ।
हम साथ साथ है
जब घर के नजदीक गया तो उसने देखा आधी
रात के बाद भी दरवाज़ा खुला हुआ है ।
अनहोनी के डर से वो तुरंत भाग कर अंदर गया
तो उसने पाया की आंगन में उसके पिता लेटे हुए
हैं । उसे देखते ही उन्होंने उसका बांहे फैला कर
स्वागत किया । पुत्र की आँखों में आंसू आ गए
।
उसने पिता से पूछा " ये घर का दरवाज़ा खुला
है, क्या आपको आभास था कि मैं आऊंगा ? "
पिता ने उत्तर दिया " अरे पगले ये दरवाजा उस
दिन से बंद ही नहीं हुआ जिस दिन से तू गया है,
मैं सोचता था कि पता नहीं तू कब आ जाये
और कंही ऐसा न हो कि दरवाज़ा बंद देखकर तू
वापिस लौट जाये ।"
ठीक यही स्थिति उस परमपिता परमात्मा
की है । उसने भी प्रेमवश अपने भक्तो के लिए
द्वार खुले रख छोड़े हैं कि पता नहीं कब भटकी
हुई कोई संतान उसकी और लौट आए ।
हमें भी आवश्यकता है सिर्फ इतनी कि उसके
प्रेम को समझे और उसकी और बढ़ चलें

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