Friday, 25 December 2015

[www.keralites.net] The Professional Humor!

 

The Professional!


   
 

 A woman received a call that her daughter was sick. She stopped by the pharmacy to get medication, Got back to her car and found That she had locked her keys inside.
The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said "I don't know how To use this." She asked God to send her HELP.
Within 5 minutes a motorcycle pulled up. The man Got off of his cycle and asked if he could help. She said: "Yes, my daughter is sick. I've locked My keys in my car. I must get home. Please, Can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"
He said "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in Less than a minute the car was open. She hugged The man and through tears said "Thank You SO Much! You are a very nice man."
The man replied "Lady, I am NOT a nice man. I just got out of PRISON yesterday, I was in prison for car theft.   The woman hugged the man again sobbing,   "Oh, thank you God! You even SENT ME A PROFESSIONAL !!!"   May God Bless You, Your Family and Your Friends the Way He Has Blessed Us.
 

 

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[www.keralites.net] To a Good Friend!

 

To a Good Friend!

 

 

 

 

 

To a beautiful friend





There comes a point in your life when you realize: 

Who matters, 
Who never did, 
Who won't anymore... 
And who always will. 
So, don't worry about people from your past, 
There's a reason why they didn't make it to your future. 


Give these flowers to everyone you don't want to lose in 2016 
If that's what is in your heart. 
Try to collect 5; it's not easy! 

 

 

 

 


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[www.keralites.net] This Is What Makes A True Friend!

 

This Is What Makes A True Friend!

 

A good friend will stay by you even when times are tough, they'll always be there to give you a hand...

 

 

A friend is one what knows you and loves you anyway, no matter your size...

 

 

Your shape...

 


Your color...

 

 
Your species

 

 

Or your age.

 


A good friend won't let you do stupid things along, but will join the adventure.

 

 

They'll share experiences with you...

 

 

And watch your back!

 


A good friendship is not measured by the amount of time you know each other but born of the fact you haven't left each other's side since...

 

 

That you gave the other someone to lean on...

 

 

That you knew to be there for the other, always!

 


A good friend is your eyes in the world...

 

 

So tell your best friends you love them!

 


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