[www.keralites.net] Awesome English

 

This reminded me when one of my college professor once said "open the window let the climate come in".
 

 

Terrible English by PT sir:

1) There is no wind in the football..

2) I talk, he talk, why you middle talk?. 

3) You rotate the ground 4 times..

4) You go and understand the tree.

5) I'll give you clap on ur cheeks..

6) Bring your parents and your mother and especially your father.

7) Close the window airforce is coming.

8) I have two daughters and both are girls..

9) Stand in a straight circle..

10) Don't stand in front of my back

11) Why Haircut not cut..?

12) Don't make noise.. principle is rotating in the corridor

13) Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I'm here?

14) You talking bad habit

15) Give me a red pen of any colour.

16) Can i have some snow in my cold drink?

17) Pick the paper and fall into the dustbin.

18) Both of u stand together separately.

19) Keep quiet the principal just passed away!!

20) go and stand in centre of the corner.
 

 

 

 

    
 

 

   

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[www.keralites.net] Six questions that could show if you're at risk of dementia: How to cut your risk. How to cope if it strikes. And a simple test to help spot it early :

 

Six questions that could show if you're at risk of dementia: How to cut your risk. How to cope if it strikes. And a simple test to help spot it early :

Here we reproduce the test, with the caveat that you should always see your GP with any concerns.

 

Ask someone to put these questions to you and then score each answer to give a possible total out of 28.

 

1. WHAT YEAR IS IT?

 

(score 0 if you answer correctly, 4 if incorrect )

 

2. WHAT MONTH IS IT?

 

(correct: 0; incorrect: 3)

 

At this point in the test, a name and address is given and the person is asked to remember it. It should have five components, for example: Peter Smith, 56 High Street, Luton.

 

3. WITHOUT LOOKING AT A CLOCK, WHAT TIME IS IT TO THE NEAREST HOUR?

 

(correct 0; incorrect 3)

 

4. COUNT BACK FROM 20 TO 1

 

(correct 0; error 2; more than one error, 4)

 

5.SAY THE MONTHS OF THE YEAR IN REVERSE ORDER

 

(correct 0; one error 2; two or more errors 4)

 

6.TELL ME THE NAME AND ADDRESS I GAVE YOU EARLIER

 

(correct: 0; one error: 2; two errors: 4; three errors: 6; four errors: 8; all wrong: 10)

 

Score

 

0-7 No sign of memory problems.

 

8-9 Some evidence of memory problems — see your GP.

 

10-28 High evidence of memory impairment that needs further investigation.

 

Full article in the link below

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3008253/Dementia-Six-questions-risk-dementia.html

 

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[www.keralites.net] Tuesday Good Morning Friends ............

 

How a man plays a game 

shows SOME of his characters,

 but how he loses shows ALL his characters.

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