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[www.keralites.net] Rock :~ What Wife says, What She Really Means

What Wife says, What She Really Means..........kroy

What Wife says, What She Really Means

The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

The wife says: Im sorry
The wife means: Youll be sorry

The wife says: Its your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: Youll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure… go ahead
The wife means: I dont want you to

The wife says: In not upset
The wife means: Of course Im upset you moron

The wife says: Ill be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me Im beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: Im going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today youre not going to like.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: All were going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: Im coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Im not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!
In answer to the question Whats wrong?

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: Its just that youre an idiot.

The wife says: I dont want to talk about it.
The wife means: Im still building up steam.

The wife says: Youre … so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

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[www.keralites.net] Juice Therapy: An effective medicine

Juice Therapy: An effective medicine

Method to extract juice

1.Crush fruit/vegetable and than extract juice from it by using cloth.
2.Churn pieces of vegetables and fruits with some water in mixer.
3.Churn fruit/vegetable with or without seeds.

Things to be remember

1. Always fresh fruits and vegetables should be purchased.
2. Fruits and Vegetables should be washed with warm water.
3. Fruits and Vegetables should not be preserved for long time, as it already had lost several of their essential vitamins.
4. Fruits ripened artificially with the help of chemicals should never be selected.
5. Always churn for a little long time so that we can get the benefit of nutritional essence of the fibers and rinds of vegetables.
6. If the rind of fruits and vegetables is tender, churn it.
7. Juices of fruits and vegetables should be used immediately because preserved juices come into contact with oxygen in the air and destroys their precious vitamins.

Sometime juices of various Fruits Vegetables also act as a medicine. It not only purifies blood but also removes poisonous toxic element from our body also creates new cells in the body.

Along with Medical treatment, juices of following eatables are also effective on specified disease.

Disease	Effective juices their combinations.
Acidity	lCabbage + CarrotlCucumber + Potato + Apple + Sweet Lime+ Watermelon.
Acne	lCarrot + SpinachlPotato + Beetroot + Cucumber + GrapeslWatermelonlPapayalMassage Papaya or Potato juices on the face.
Anemia	lMixed juices of leafy vegetableslBeet rootlCabbageulBitter-gourdlApricotlGrapes
Asthma	lCarrot + Beet-Root + CabbagelMixture Of Juices Of Leafy VegetableslPotato + ApplelGarliclPapaya
Bronchi	lWarm Water + Ginger + Honey + Lemon JuicelWarm Water + Garlic + OnionlRadishlCabbagelBeet-rootlCucumberlCarrot.
Cancer	lCarrotlGrapelBeet-rootlApplelGingerlPapayalTomatolWheat grass.
Cholera	lBeelee Fruit + Mint + Garlic + Onion + Warm WaterlCoconut water.
Cold	lLemon Juice + Warm WaterlGingerlOrangelCarrotlRadishlGarlic.
Cardiac troubles	lHoneylCoconut waterlPapayalPomegranatelPineapplelGarlic.
Colitis	lCarrot + SpinachlCucumberlApplelBeet-rootlPapayalBeeleelOrange.
Constipation	lSpinach + CarrotlPotato + Cucumber + ApplelFiglBileelGuavalOrange.
Cough	lWarm Water + Honey + Lemon JuicelA glassful ofCarrot juices+ T.s each of Garlic + Onion + Basil.
Diabetes	lRose applelTomatolCucumberlLemonlBitter gourdlCarrotlCabbagelFrench bean.
Diarrhea	lBeelee Fruit + Apple + Garlic + Green TurmericlBeet Root + Pineapple.
Sprue	lThick buttermilklHold Pineapple Juice in mouth for a while then swallow.lWarm Water + Garlic + Onion.
Eczema	lCarrot + Spinach + Leafy VegetableslPapayalWatermelonlPotato juice may be rubbed externally on the affected skin.
Eyes	lCarrot + Leafy VegetableslReduce the intake of sugar.
Fever	uWarm Water +Honey + Lemon Juice uWarm Water + Garlic + Onion u Cabbage u Gourd u Basil u Pomegranate u Orange + Sweet Lime.
For beautifying complexion	lTomato + TurmericlBeet Root + ApplelGuava + PapayalCucumber juice should be drunk as well as applied externally to the skin.
For freshness and cooling	lWater MelonlPineapplelApple.
Fracture	lAlfalfa + Spinach + Pot Herb + Fenugreek + Drumstick + BishopslWater melonlCarrotlGuavalPapayalAwla.
Gout	lWarm Water + Honey + Lemon JuicelWarm Water + Garlic + OnionlFrench beanslCherrylPotato.
Headache	lGingerlCarrotlBeet rootlCucumberlTomatolCabbagelApple.
High blood pressure	lGarlic + Basil + Wheat grasslCarrotlBeet rootlCucumberlPapayalAlfalfalOrange
High cholesterol	lBasillGarlic + Onion.
Impurity of blood	lCarrot + SpinachlCabbagelBeet rootlTomatolLemonlApplelBitter gourdlTbs of green turmeric.
Indigestion	lwarm water + lemon juicelA spoonful of gingerlPapayalPineapplelCucumberlCabbagelGarlic + Beet Root + Spinach.
Infertility	lFruits Vegetable Containing Vitamin E LikelAwlalCarrotlSpinachlApplelTomato etc.lWheat grass.
Insomnia	lApple + Guava + PotatolCarrot + Spinach (juice should not be taken after 6 p.m.)
Jaundice	lBitter gourd (empty stomach)lGourd + Carrot + Beet Root + Cucumber + ApplelPapaya + Green Turmeric + Grapes + Orange + Sweet LimelSugarcane.
Kidney stone/s	lCarrotlCucumberlBeet RootlApplelPumpkinlCoconut WaterlAvoid Taking Juice Of LealMagnetized Water.
Loss of appetite	lLemon WaterlBitter GourdlCarrotlGinger.
Menstrual disorders	lCarrotlPapayalPineapplelGrapeslMixed Juices Of Leafy Vegetables.
Migraine	lLemon Juice + A Spoonful Of Ginger Juice.
Nausea and Vomiting	lPomegranatelPapayalLemonlOrangelPineapplelTomato
Nervous disorders	lGreen Leafy VegetablelFrench beans.
Piles	lCarrotlPotatolFiglLeafy VegetableslOnion Juice Is An Excellent Remedy For Oozing Piles.
Pneumonia	lWarm Water + Garlic + Lemon + HoneylWarm Water + Garlic + OnionlBasillSweet LimelOrangelCarrot
Pregnancy	lTake Particular Care To Have Enough Of Vitamins A, D, and C and of Iron. Take Freely Juices Of Carrot, Tomato, Apple, Fig, Beet Root, Gourd And Leafy Vegetables.
Problems regarding teeth	lCarrotlApplelGuavalOrangelChew Leafy VegetablelLemon Juice (minimize the use of sugar).
Prostate gland troubles	lPumpkin Juice Is An Excellent Remedy For These Troubles.lBeet Root + Pumpkin.
Pyorrhea	lCarrot, Guava, Apple Before Eating And Also Take Their JuiceslLemonlOrangelLeafy VegetablelOccasionally Make Use Of Garlic + Onion.
Rheumatism	lCarrotlCucumberlCabbagelGrapeslBitter GourdlApplelCoconutlWheat Grass
Scurvy	Juices Of Citrus And Sweet Fruits LikelAwlalGuavalAlfalfalRadishlPapayalPotatolLemonlOrangelSweet LimelPineapplelCherry etc.
Skin diseases	lCarrot + SpinachlBeet RootlCucumberlTurmericlWatermelonlGuavalApplelSweet limelPotato And Papaya Juice.
Sun stroke	lAmlalTamarindlOrangelSweet LimelWatermelon - Melon (mixed or separate juice)
Throat troubles	lWarm Water + Lemon Juice + HoneylCarrot + Beet Root + CucumberlWarm Water + Ginger + Garlic + OnionlA Tablespoon Green Turmeric.
Tuberculosis	lCarrotlGarlic + Onion + HoneylNecessaryMedical TreatmentShould Be Taken.
Typhoid	lWarm Water + Lemon JuicelA Glassful Of Warm Water + A Tablespoonful Of Garlic - OnionlPomegranate + Sweet Lime + Orange + Basil.
Weakened sexual drive	lCarrot + SpinachlBeet Root + Cucumber + ApplelPumpkin.
Weight	lCarrotlCucumberlTomato.
Worms	lA Glassful Of Warm Water+ A Tablespoonful Of Garlic OnionlPumpkinlFenugreek + Mint + Papaya.
Peptic ulcers	lCabbagelCucumberlPapayalPotato.
Influenza	lWarm Water + Lemon Juice + HoneylWarm Water + A Tablespoonful Of Garlic - OnionlCarrotlOrangelSweet Lime.
Internal Hemorrhage	lApplelLemon JuicelCarrot.
Osteoporosis	lLeafy VegetableslRadishlCabbagelSprouted PulseslTake Food Rich In Calcium, Vitamins D and C and Protein.
Rejuvenation	lCarrotlOrangelSpinachlWheat GrasslAwla
Renal diseases	All fruits are diuretic. so give relief in the Burning Sensation, Kidney and Urinal Disorders.lBeet RootlCarrotlCucumberlMelonlWatermelonlGrapeslPineapplelCoconut.
Splenomegaly	lPapaya juice is most effective in this diseaselRose ApplelLemonlGreen TurmericlGarliclOnionlCarrot.
Gastric ulcers	lCabbage Juice DailylCucumberlPapayalPotatolAvoid Taking Fibrous Eatables.

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