Friday, 7 June 2013

[www.keralites.net] Khatte-mitten khabhrain from around the world for 7/6/13

 

(Me: A fine, meaningful alliteration, figure of speech!)
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A poignant cartoon quip on the death of a aspiring, failed starlet, Jiah Khan, who hanged herself by a fan in her flat..
"The world of showbiz is cruel and lonely. Fame is fickle, and when times are bad, thousands of fans will let you down.
Sadly, just one won't…"
(Me: Just too good. Too true!!)
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Weird world…
1.5-metre-long bundle of hair removed from girl's stomach…
Doctors in Faridabad have removed a long mass of hair, measuring about 1.5 metre, from a 14-year-old girl's stomach. The hair cluster had developed over a period of four years.
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Man jailed for putting pubic hair in curry to get free meal.
London: A man was jailed after he tried to get a free meal in an Indian eatery by sprinkling his pubic hair on his dish. A CCTV caught Lee Tyers putting his hands down the ffront of his trousers while he was sitting in an Indian restaurant in Middlesbrough. In an attempt to not pay the Pounds sterling 39.5 (about Rs.4,000) bill, he told staff he found the hair in his food. The restaurant owner told court that Tyers is a patron of 18 years, but owed Pounds 110. Tyers has been jailed for two weeks and asked to pay Pounds 39.55 compensation.
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Stranger's kindness led to a woman winning $590mn jackpot.
A stranbger's act of indness led to an 84-year-old Florida woman winning the $590 million Powerball bonanza last month. Gloria M, who collected the prize money on Wednesday, revealed that she bought the winning ticket only after another person let her jump the queue.
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Bangladesh survivor goes from factory to 5-star hotel.
Dhaka: A seamstress trapped in the rubble for 17 days after Bangladesh's garment factory disaster in April emerged from hospital on Thursday, saying she felt great and was looking forward to a new job at a luxury hotel. The 18-year-old girl who became a national hero after the tragedy that claimed over 1,100 lives, looked healthy at a ceremony at the military factory. Begum, who used to make $65 a month at the factory, will now earn a basic salary of $450 in her new role welcoming guess at the hotel.
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Rubber's pain is no pulled muscle, but a baby!
An aspiring half-marathon runner from Minnesota, attributed her unbearable back pain to a two-hour training session. A day later, she was cradling a newborn. Trish S, 33, says she had no idea she was pregnant before Monday's surprise birth. The mother of three said she hadn't gained any weight or felt foetal movement in the months before. And besides, her husband had a vasectomy.
(Me: The first thing apna deshvasi would do is suspect her fidelity…)
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FBI arrests NRI for stealing trade secrets.
Tech firm employee held hours before leaving for India with proprietary info worth millions.
(Comment: Old habits back in India die hard. Luckily for the FBI, he was caught in the nick of the time, otherwise, he would have flown down to his mother land and would live comfortably forever hereafter, the 'systems' being what they are here..)
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From the world of science…
Does baldness relate to heart disease?
Bad news for the bald. A review of 6 studies involving 37,000 people has revealed that male pattern baldness increases risk of heart disease by 30 to 40%. The increased risk only involved men whose baldness began on the crown of thehead, not receding hairline.
(Me: Check it out, where it is, at once!)
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Why forbidden fruit is hard to resist…
A study by the experts of University of British Columbia has shed light o how people become obsessed with forbidden pleasures.
The most important finding is that obsession is not as strong if others are also denied: when an object is forbidden to a group, the allure of the object drops dramatically. This helps to explain why group diet techniques such as Weight Watchers can be more successful than dieting alone.
(Me: hmmm. It's like: if we do not get our 'object of desire', it is okay as long as it is denied to others…)
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Berbecuing meat produces carcinogens called HCAs. Using rosemary marinade on your meat can help prevent them.
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Tucking your wallet in your back pocket can compress and irritate the sciatic nerve and cause shooting pain down your leg.
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Pun fun…
Ron: Do you know why a football stadium cool?
Bob: No.
Ron: Because there's a fan in every seat!
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Man to wife: "If money is the root of all evil, then we're practically superheroes!"
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A tongue very much in cheek quote…
"Cricket lasts five days. We break every now and then for food. And we spend a lot of time rubbing our balls on our trousers" – Andrew Flintoff, former English cricketer, explaining cricket to American singer Jennifer Lopez
(Me: LOL. Feel like reading it again n again..!!)
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A quote in ToI credited to Ted Poe, US Congressman, on US-Pakistan ties..
"We give a lot of money to Pakistan and I don't think we should give money to a country to hate us. They will do it for free"
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"Defeat has its lessons as well as victory" – Patrick Buchanan
(Me: As a true apna deshvasi, me has my own doubts… For example, defeat after defeats in sport have only thickened our skin…)
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Another gem of a quote in ToI
"Silence is golden, speech is silver; so I do not talk much" – Mamata Banerjee.
(A wag puts it in perspective: Of course, her deeds and actions speak LOUDER than silence or speech!)
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At a school cafeteria, children had queued up for a special lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The teacher in charge made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
'Take only ONE. God is watching.'
At the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had stuck a note on the tray,
'Take all you want. God is watching the apples'
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"In the end, it is not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years" – Abraham Lincoln.

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[www.keralites.net] Craziest Texting Gadgets

 
1. Brolly Texting Umbrella
You're a slave to your phone. It's okay, we all are. Those tiny windows into the wilds of the Internet are so compelling that people are often contorted into odd positions, trying to operate their phones while doing other things. For example, did you ever try to handle your phone while managing an umbrella? That situation alone is a textbook example for the need for phone cases.
The Brolly Texting Umbrella features a soft and rubbery finger-grip handle so you don't actually have to hold onto your umbrella at all. Your fingers loop through and keep it in place, even while you tippy-tap your Twitter-patter. Maintain a firm grip on your expensive gadgets, all while staying dry, because we live in the future.
2. Touch Screen Gloves

We demand a lot from our devices these days. Calling, texting, internet access, email, games - and that's just for starters. Now, it's time to demand more from our clothing. After all, smartphones and tablets are nice, but they aren't worth a frostbitten hand in the dead of winter. Use your gadgets comfortably, no matter how far below zero it gets, with these touch screen gloves. You'll never wear regular gloves again!
These touch screen gloves have special non-scratch wire wool woven into the tips of the thumb, index finger, and middle finger, giving you comfortable, reliable access to your smartphone and your mobile world. Say goodbye to the hassle of frozen fingers and the need to take off your gloves just to use your phone or tablet - the Touch Screen Gloves make all those other gloves obsolete!
3. iPhone Case With Built-In Cupholder

Another day, another product that attaches your iPhone to your food receptacles. Check out the UpperCup, an iPhone case that has a pop-out cup holder so you can text and hold your drink at the same time. Natwerk, the company responsible for the concept, is gathering funding over at Indiegogo. Prices start at $25 for the iPhone 4 and $30 for the 5. I don't know, but this product just isn't going to mesh with my texting style. I'm a violent, spastic texter. I imagine that a simple "BRB crying in the shower" would end with me scalding my nekkid body with hot coffee. Oh, and my with phone short circuiting, because in that hypothetical situation I'd be texting from the shower.
4. Finger-nose Stylus

I admit that I do some pretty strange things to position my phone just the way I need it when browsing the web in bed, texting with one hand, or while using it as a reading light. I even tried taking it into the bathtub once, until I remembered that this is my 3rd iPhone in 3 years. Growing tired of having to bring his iPhone sessions to an end just because of silly things like water, Dominic Wilcox invented the Finger-nose Stylus. It's a stylus for your nose. As far as we can tell, it's not for sale. What a shame.
5. Smartphone Holder for Strollers

Texting while driving is illegal in many states, but texting while pushing a stroller is still totally legal! It's just difficult, unless you have something to mount your phone onto the handlebar of your stroller, something like the Texthook. This $26 device fits many size phones and stoller models and lets you text and push at the same time. Not just compatible with strollers, you can use the Texthook on shopping carts, bicycles and treadmills, too. Now your child is no longer an obstacle to getting your text on.
Just don't expect to be winning any prizes for Parent of the Year.
6. Mobile Visor

The Mobile Visor clips onto your BlackBerry screen to stop nosy people from reading your oh so important private stuff. We're kind of thinking that if they're that keen to see what you're doing, they'll need a) a telescopic neck and b) a finely tuned set of eyeballs which can penetrate tiny oblique LCD screens at a distance. We're not saying it can't be done, mind you, just that it's kind of unlikely without you noticing. Anyway, here's a solution if you're still paranoid about it. $8.95.
7. Textminator

Tired of shooting zombies, racing roadsters and putting together attack combos? Head on over to the less-popular side of the arcade and pop your quarter into the Textminator, a real-life arcade box that turns sending SMS messages into a game.
What? You heard that right. Instead of memorizing button-mashing combos and showing off your joystick prowess, you wrap your grubby thumbs around a cellphone controller, racing against the clock to punch the words and phrases that appear onscreen. Seriously.
The first-of-its-kind (and, hopefully, the last) coin-op arcade box, the Textminator challenges players to put their texting skills to task. You can race against time in single player mode, aiming to put your score at the top of the machine's leaderboard. Fancy a more competitive atmosphere? Challenge someone to a two-player game, going head-to-head to determine who really is faster at thumbing through small keypads.
8. BrailleTouch

Modern smartphones come with touchscreen displays – which are not a bad thing at all, really. However, while the hard of hearing can always enjoy the use of a smartphone or featurephone because they can see, how about the visually impaired? Georgia Tech believes otherwise, and has come up with BrailleTouch – a Braille-like texting app. This prototype app for touchscreen mobile devices intends to be the complete solution to all our modern day texting problems, without having to even look at the device's display at all – which would also bode well for the visually impaired, of course.
9. Texting Chair

With the advent of touchscreens and cellphones, the world requires a new office chair -- one designed to be as ergonomic when using mobile gadgets as they are when you're leaning into your desk typing a 10-page report. The Steelcase Gesture Chair will do just that.
A purpose-designed piece of office furniture, it's built to support nine postures that have been identified in a global study that looked at the ideal postures for people who interact with modern technology. From hunching over when texting to typing on a laptop while answering a call to reading a report on your iPad, the chair is optimized to help you transition from one to the other without strain on the body.
10. SuperTooth HD

It looks like we already have the option to text, dial our phones and use Facebook without ever taking our eyes off the road. Phew!
SuperTooth is launching the SuperTooth HD– the most advanced Bluetooth speakerphone on the market today, it has three times more power than other models and it allows drivers to answer incoming calls, select pre-dialed phone numbers, check battery level or retrieve voicemail. The SuperTooth Handsfree Assistant feature, powered by Dial2Do, allows drivers to compose and send Facebook, Twitter, e-mail and SMS messages via voice alone.
State-of-the-art voice commands are designed to provide a hands-free solution for phone use in the car. The SuperTooth HD features two speakers with a 5 watt audio output, 5.4 watt amplifier and built-in dual microphones to pick up voices more clearly. Just clip the SuperTooth HD onto the car's sun visor; no installation required.

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[www.keralites.net] Weird and Amazing Wedding Cakes

It's your big special day and you can do whatever you want, right? Meet some couples that chose some crazy and amazing wedding cakes that are going to make you say 'WTF?'
Take a look at this katamari wedding cake. Not a topper, not a tier, but an entirely round katamari (a magical ball that allows anything smaller than it to stick to it and make it grow) in wedding cake form.

Awesome Alien wedding cake from Jet City Cakes.

This Asian-inspired Chinese Take-Out Wedding Cake spares no details, even down to the chopsticks!

Dead Tauntaun Wedding Cake… how much weirder can it get?

Día de los Muertos (day of the dead) inspired wedding cake created by Kathy Thomson of Calamity Cakes.

I think we have a winner!

A British couple wanted to do "something different" to celebrate their marriage and did so with an unusual variety of wedding cake - a giant burger.

Jabba the hot cake.

Wedding cake, complete with detailed Space Shuttle launch pad - Check!
Astronaut cake topper, with flower bouquet and veil - Check!
Fake astronaut ring bearer - Check!
Houston, we have a wedding!

How about this fish tank in a wedding cake?

Holy Crab, a bushel of crabs wedding cake.


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