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Friday, 24 May 2013

[www.keralites.net] This is NOT Funny.....: GRANDPARENTs. :-)

A Very interesting one...

GRANDPARENTs…

GrandParents' Answering Machine

Good morning . . . At present we
are not at home, but please leave
your message after you hear the
beep.
beeeeeppp .......

If you are one of our children,
dial 1 and then select the option
from 1 to 5 in order of "birth
arrival" so we know who it
is......then select the following
options

If you need us to stay with the
children, press 2
If you want to borrow the car,
press 3
If you want us to wash your
clothes and do the ironing, press
4
If you want the grandchildren to
sleep here tonight, press 5
If you want us to pick up the
kids at school, press 6
If you want us to prepare a meal
for Sunday or to have it
delivered to your home,press 7
If you want to come to eat here,
press 8
If you need money, press 9
If you are going to invite us to
dinner, or, taking us to the
theatre, start talking now ....
we are listening !"

www.keralites.net

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[www.keralites.net] Forget the guns ... I want Troy

Forget guns... you only need this dog.

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