Wednesday, 22 May 2013

[www.keralites.net] Khatte mitten khabhrain from around the world for 22/5/13

 

Mindchow
 
Genius is initiative on fire..
 
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Tongue very much in cheek…
 
Eat right, Stay fit. Die anyway.
 
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Line Maro
 
Me without you like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, a SentenceWithoutSpace.
 
(Me: So? Does it matter to her?)
 
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World of science…
 
Discarded kidneys can be recycled to produce organs…
 
Washington: Researchers have found that human kidneys discarded for transplant can potentially serve as a natural 'scaffolding material' for manufacturing replacement organs in the lab using regenerative medicine technique.
 
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Less sleep raises risk of crashes for young drivers…
 
Washington: A recent study has found that young drivers who typically got six hours of sleep or less each night are more likely to get into a car accident.
 
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Honey can help you sleep better since it contains a sleep-promoting substance called tryptophan.
 
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Woman, smiling from ear to ear, to husband: "Since I joined the gym, I've lost 4 inches from my waist, lost 2 inches from my hips, and added 3 inches to my smile!"
 
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Rob: What do dentists call an astronaut's cavity?
Bob: I have no clue. What is it?
Rob: Simple! A black hole.
 
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Think it over..
 

War is to man what maternity is to a woman" – Benito Mussolini.
 
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"Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit" – Aristotle.
 
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News: Humans appeared on Earth 200,000 years ago…
 
 
This proves, if proof was ever needed, man pre-existed ANY religion by at least 190,000 years. One doesn't have to study the tenets and canons of ANY religion to conclude that all of them, WITHOUT exception, exhort their adherents/followers to be good human beings; to be good to your kith and kin, your friends and neighbours and the society at large; in a nut shell, to co-exist peacefully with the rest and live in harmony with nature. Does God exist? hmmmm. I humbly respond, Lord Krishna said thro His Gita that he would reborn whenever and wherever evil rears his ugly head. Corruption and dishonest thrive at the highest and demi-god levels, e.g. the latest being the cricket scam. And our Krishna is nowhere to be seen...
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താങ്കല് പോകുന്നതിനു മുന്പ് ഒരു കാര്യം കൂടെ ചെയ്യുക, എയര് പോര് ട്ടില് നിന്നും ആ സ്പോന്സരെ ഒന്ന് വിളിക്കുക, എന്നിട്ടു പറയുക, യാ കല്ബ്, ഹറാമീ കം ഇബ്കാ ഇന്ത? കംസ്ഥാഷ് അലഫ്? യാ ഹുമാര് അനാ ഫീ സഫര് അല്യൊം മസ്സലാം.

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[www.keralites.net] Govt urges taxpayers to Diclose True Income and pay Appropriate Taxes

 

Govt urges taxpayers to Diclose True Income and pay Appropriate Taxes
Government urges all tax Payers to Disclose their True income and pay Appropriate taxes within the Current Financial Year; A Compliance Management Cell has been set-up to Ensure Follow-up Action and Track Return Filing and Tax Payment of the Target Segment; 70,000 Letters are being sent in 2 Batches to High Priority Cases in this Month
The Union Finance Minister Shri P. Chidambaram has repeatedly emphasized that there is need for a non–intrusive tax administration to enable the tax payer to file his/her return and pay appropriate taxes.
In the statement made by the Revenue Secretary, Government of India to the media on 11th February 2013, he had mentioned that the Directorate of Systems has undertaken a business intelligence project to identify PAN holders who have not filed Income Tax Return and about whom specific information is available in Annual Information Return (AIR), Central Information Branch (CIB) data and TDS/TCS Returns. Information in the Cash Transaction Reports (CTRs) of FIU-IND was also included as part of this data matching exercise. This data analysis has identified target segment of 12,19,832 non-filers linked to more than 4.7 crore information records. Rule based algorithms were used to identify high priority cases for follow-up and monitoring.
Letters were sent in three batches to 1,05,000 high priority cases seeking to know whether the person had filed his Income Tax return or not. The letter contained the summary of the information of financial transaction(s) along with a customized response sheet.
Preliminary assessment of the results show that a large number of taxpayers have filed return of income and paid self-assessment tax after initiation of this exercise. Taxes of more than Rs. 600 crore has been paid as self assessment tax and advance tax by the target segment in last three months.
This exercise is now being expanded and a compliance management cell has been set up to ensure follow-up action and track return filing and tax payment of the target segment. Another 70,000 letters are being sent in 2 batches to other high priority cases in this month, of these, the first batch of 35,000 letters has been dispatched on 20/5/2013.
This data analysis initiative has also helped in defining the scope and requirements of a comprehensive Data Warehouse and Business Intelligence (DW BI) Project of the Income Tax Department. The DW&BI Project will develop a comprehensive integrated platform for effective utilisation of available and accessible information to promote Voluntary compliance, deter non-compliance and impart confidence that all eligible persons pay appropriate tax. The project will integrate enterprise data warehouse, data mining, web mining, predictive modeling, data exchange, master data management, centralised processing, compliance risk management and case analysis capabilities.
Government once again urges all tax payers to disclose their true income and pay appropriate taxes within the current financial year.
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