Thursday, 28 February 2013

[www.keralites.net] Story: The Old German Dog

 

An oldGerman Shepherddog starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep trouble now!"

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the oldGerman Shepherdexclaims loudly,

"Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.

"Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.

The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.

The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says,

"Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...

"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"
Rest...you know what could have happened next.......
Moral of this story...

Don't mess with theold dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!

Insight and brilliance only come with age and experience.

Of course, I am in no way insinuating that you are old, just 'youthfully challenged'.

You did notice the size of the print, didn't you?

We can do no great things,only small things with great Love"...
-Mother Teresa


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Re: [www.keralites.net] The blue pgeon

 

Dear ayswaria

It is the common feelings of non muslim nation to get rid of muslims from their nations so we circulated it as a joke and same time as a fact with the feeling that it will not hurt any muslim friends

Moderator

This mail is totally a racist one. I am wondering how it passed through the moderator's scrutiny. Please remember that our group is multireligious and doesnot have inclination towards any. We would love to keep the integrity of the group.



From: Peter Hilder <philder@southernphone.com.au>
To:
Sent: Thursday, 28 February 2013 5:56 AM
Subject: [www.keralites.net] The blue pgeon



The Blue Pigeon.
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The 
Mayor of London was very worried about a plague of pigeons in the City Centre.

  

He 
Could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of London
Was full of pigeon poop, the people of London could not walk on the pavements, or drive on the roads.

  

It 
Was costing a fortune to keep the streets and pavements 
Clean.

 


One 
Day a man came to the Town Hall and offered the Mayor a 
Proposition.

 


can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without any cost to the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions.

  

Or, 
You can pay me one million pounds to ask one question.'


The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free Proposition.  The next day the man climbed to the top of the Nelson's Column, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue London sky.

 

 
All 
The pigeons in London saw the blue pigeon and gathered up in 
The air behind the bird. The London pigeons followed 
The blue pigeon as she flew eastwards out of the city.
 

The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man on top of
 Nelson's Column 
 

The Mayor was very impressed. He felt the man and the blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous service to rid London of the plague of pigeons.
Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor presented him with a cheque for 1 million pounds and told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 1 million just to get to ask ONE question.

  

The 
man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his ONE 
Question.


The 
Mayor asked:
 
 
 
 
 

 
Do 
You have a blue Muslim ?
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