[www.keralites.net] Re: silly kitties.

 

Dear good friend,  Nice photos of cats....I liked those.  In this connection, I give below some jokes from internet...just for fun...guess your cats do more tricks:  Q: What color is a happy cat? A: Purrrple.  Q: How is cat food sold? A: So much purr can.  Q: What is a cat's favourite dessert? A: Mice pudding.  Q: How do you get milk from a cat? A: Steal its saucer.  Q: What do you call someone who steals cats? A: A purr-snatcher.  Q: What do you get if you cross a hungry cat and a canary? A: A cat that isn't hungry any more.  Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.  Q: What do you call a cat who does tricks? A: A magic kit.  Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? A: Light mouse work.  Q: Why did the Mama cat put stamps on her kittens? A: She wanted to mail a litter.  Q: Which state has a lot of dogs and cats? A: Petsylvania.  ------------------------------------------------------------------- "Mandakolathur"  Q: What kind of baths do cats like best? A: Milk baths.  Q: What do you call a cat penny? A: A purr cent.  Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? A: Catch.  Q: How do you mail a cat? A: Use fur-class mail.  Q: How do you make a cat dizzy? A: Give it a tailspin.  Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty? A: A polecat.  Q: Why couldn't the cat go to the fancy party? A: Her fur coat was at the cleaners.  Q: Why did the cats sell their homes? A: The neighborhood had gone to the dogs.  Q: Where does a cat hang its wash? A: On a feline.

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[www.keralites.net] !! Dedicated To All Married Couples !!

Dedicated to ALL Married Couples They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank. Men want THREE qualities in their wives: Economist in kitchen, Artist in home & Devil in bed. But they get an Artist in kitchen, Devil in home & Economist in Bed. Question: Why do women live longer than men? Answer: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does! Before marriage : Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, & I love u. After marriage : Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, & one day I'll . . . . . . . .! Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. Man : Is there any way for long life? Dr : Get married. Man : Will it help? Dr : No, but the thought of a long life will never come. Question : Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?   Answer : It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?   Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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[www.keralites.net] "ഭാരതത്തിലെ ഗുരു സങ്കല്പം"

 

അക്ഷരപൊരുളും ജ്ഞാനസ്വരൂപനുമാണ് ഗുരു. ഭാരതീയ സംസ്കാരം ഗുരുവിനു നല്‍കിയിരിക്കുന്ന സ്ഥാനം അദ്വിതീയമാണ്. ജന്മം നല്‍കുന്ന മാതാ പിതാക്കളെക്കാള്‍ ഉന്നതനാണ് അകകണ്ണ് തെളിയിക്കുന്ന ഗുരു. അതുകൊണ്ട് തന്നെ ഏറ്റവും ദ്രിഡവും ഉദാത്തവുമായ ബന്ധം ഗുരുശിഷ്യ ബന്ധമാണ്. ഗുരു എന്ന വാക്കിന്റെ അര്‍ത്ഥം ഇരുട്ടിനെ അകറ്റുന്നവന്‍ എന്നാണ്. അഞ്ജതയാകുന്ന അന്ധകാരത്തില്‍ ജ്ഞാനത്തിന്റെ വെളിച്ചം കൊളുത്തി വെയ്ക്കുന്നവനാണ് ഗുരു. " ഗുരുര്‍ ബ്രഹ്മ ഗുരുര്‍ വിഷ്ണു ഗുരുര്‍ ദേവോ മഹേശ്വരാ ഗുരുര്‍ സാക്ഷാത് പരബ്രഹ്മ തസ്മൈ ശ്രീ ഗുരവേ നമഹാ ..." സൃഷ്ടിസ്ഥിതി സംഹാര മൂര്‍ത്തികളായ ബ്രഹ്മ വിഷ്ണു മഹേശ്വരന്‍മാരോടാണ് ഇവിടെ ഗുരുവിനെ ഉപമിക്കുന്നത്. ഭാതികപ്രപഞ്ച സ്രഷ്ടാവാണ് ബ്രഹ്മദേവന്‍ . ഗുരുവാകട്ടെ ശിഷ്യനില്‍ ജ്ഞാനത്തിന്റെ അഭൌമപ്രപഞ്ചം സൃഷ്ട്ടിക്കുന്നവനും. വിഷ്ണുഭഗവാന്‍ ലോകപരിപാലനം ചെയ്യുന്നതുപോലെയാണ് ഗുരു ശിഷ്യന്റെ മനസ്സ് നിയത്രിക്കുന്നതും അവനില്‍ അറിവ് പകരുന്നതും. ഭഗവാന്‍ ശിവന്റെ സംഹാരം ഗുരുവും ശിഷ്യനില്‍ നിര്‍വഹിക്കുന്നുണ്ട്. ശിഷ്യന്റെ അഞ്ജതയെ ഹനിച്ചു അവനില്‍ ജ്ഞാനം നിറയ്ക്കുന്നു. വിശേഷണങ്ങള്‍ക്കും ആദരവിനും അര്‍ഹിക്കുന്ന വിധം ജ്ഞാന വിജ്ഞാനം പേറുന്ന നിറകുടമാണ് ഗുരു. ഗുരുകുല വിദ്യാഭ്യാസം എന്ന മഹത്തായ ആശയം ഫലപ്രദമായി നിലനിന്നിരുന്ന നാടാണ്‌ നമ്മുടെ പരമപവിത്രമായ ഭാരതം. ഒരു വ്യക്തിയെ രൂപ പ്പെടുത്തിയെടുക്കണമെങ്കില്‍ അയാളുടെ അഭിരുചികള്‍, ഇഷ്ട്ടാനിഷ്ടാനങ്ങള്‍ , സ്വഭാവസവിശേതകള്‍ ഇവയെല്ലാം അടുത്തറിഞ്ഞ്‌ അനിയോജ്യമായ രീതിയില്‍ വിദ്യാധനം നിര്‍വ്വഹിക്കണം . അതായിരുന്നു ഗുരുകുല വിദ്യാഭ്യാസത്തില്‍ നിലനിന്നിരുന്നത്. ഇന്ന് നമ്മുടെ ഭാരതത്തില്‍ നഷ്ടമായതും അങ്ങനെയൊരു വിദ്യാഭ്യാസ സബ്രദായമാണ്.

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[www.keralites.net] Try something different

 

Most people are stuck right where they are. The reason they're stuck, however, isn't usually due to circumstances, incompetence, or lack of opportunity, but a simple unwillingness to change, to try new things.

We can make smaller, inner changes on a day-to-day, moment to moment basis changes in our attitude, reactions, and expectations. I'm talking about being willing to take new risks, and face old fears.

Over and over again I hear people saying things like "I've always done things that way" or "That's just the type of person I am." These things are said as if they are carved in stone. It is amazing what you can learn by simply opening your mind and trying new things.

Starting today, tell yourself that you are going to do something, however small, a little differently. Perhaps you can be more friendly to the people you work with. Maybe it's not too late to overcome your fear of asking others to help you, or for their advice whoever you are, whatever you do, there is always something you can do a little differently.

You may find that you love the tiny changes you make and that you can open exciting new doors by making relatively small adjustments. If you're okay with the changes, you might want to try some other changes as well.

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[www.keralites.net] The Law of the Garbage Truck

 

The Law of the Garbage Truck.

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport.

We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car

jumped out of a parking space right in front of us.

My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches!

The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us.

My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy.

And I mean, he was really friendly.

So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!'

This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call,

'The Law of the Garbage Truck.'

He explained that many people are like garbage trucks.

They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment.

As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you.

Don't take it personally.

Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on.

Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets.

The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day.

Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets,

so ... Love the people who treat you right.

Pray for the ones who don't.

Life only is 10 % what WE make it..??

and 90% HOW WE take it!

Have a garbage-free day..!!

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